Crazy Jihadist Trading Board

In light of Derrick Shareef, who planned "to trade a set of stereo speakers for four grenades and a handgun", before getting busted by an undercover. I have decided to open this blog up for a trading board. I'll start. I have a slightly used disposable razor I would trade for a RPG (rocket propelled grenade). Leave a comment as to what you would trade for.

Global Warming Hearings

Washington, D.C. "Ok Dr. Logicus, you're saying there is not a problem with global warming, is that correct?" "Yes, Senator." "And what proof do you offer?" "If you look at the weather trends over the last 200 years..." "I don't know anything about weather trends doctor, if you really are one, but the weather channel has a show about it. Are you claiming you know more than TV?" "Well. Yes. I guess if you put it that way. Anyways. If we go back the last few thousand years, we see we are actually coming out of a mini ice age." "So you're saying there were mammoths a few years ago? What are you a creationist?" "No, I am saying an ice age? No mammoths." "Well which is it?" "Let's move on, Senator" "Fine then, what about all the devastating hurricanes this year because of global warming?" "What hurricanes? There where no devastating hurricanes! The season was extremely calm!" "They predicted hurricanes, are you saying they didn't happen? And what about the articles on DailyKOS describing the fact that the earths temperature has risen 480 degrees since the start of the War in Iraq due to gas guzzling republicans, the jews, and stolen elections in 2000?" "I really have no idea what you are talking about, Senator." "And YOU claim to be the expert? You're dismissed Doktor. Next I call Nancy Pelosi as the expert to prove global warming. Speaker Pelosi what do you have to say?" "Did you ever see the movie 'The Day After Tomorrow'?" "Good point. I believe this proves global warming is, in fact, a crisis. Perhaps, just perhaps, Al Gore will jump in his plane and fly around the world as many times as it takes for him to come up with a solution. Until then, we need to raise taxes and impeach Bush. These hearings are closed." Meanwhile, in the blogosphere... 123beta He has an open trackback weekend, which means you trackback to him then he trackbacks to you, then I think there is some cuddling and maybe a cigarette, anyways, hopefully it means more traffic for everyone. I'll add these as I get time today. Or if you have a suggestion, trackback or comment. I will add you to todays list.

Friday Catblogging - TWEEK!

Bending to the will of my public (yes I heard you mom). I will step momentarily away from my biting commentary on the world's state of affairs and bring you TWEEK! This very large cat seems the perfect companion for a family of three. He is soft. He sheds continuously. He lets us know when its OK to approach him. He draws blood when necessary to keep us mere humans in line. He spits up hairballs on will. And he can rub his butt on the carpet better than any dog I know. But behind these cat-erific abilities there lies a dark secret. See if you can find the problem. Leave a comment and let me know what you think it is. I will reveal the answer and start the saga of TWEEK! next week.

65 years later...

In a newly draperied cave, the demoncrats meet... "So what do we do about this Pearl Harbor issue?" asks Murtha, "I say we cut and run before our ignorant military rapes anymore people." "John, that happened 65 years ago." answers Nancy. "Yeah, it was those damn jews." Jimmy said. "Now listen President Carter, we invited you here simply because, well, we felt sorry for you. So please sit in the corner with Kerry and SHUT UP." "Yeah, I but we could get more seats if we fought against this damn Pearl Harbor business." hiccuped Ted. "Look Ted we didn't even invite you here, why are you here?" questioned Nancy. "The Stoli said it would be important." "Fine, we all agree to cut and run from Pearl Harbor, can we get back to business now?"... Meanwhile in the blogosphere... Bad Example explains lurking and why you should post a comment (hint hint) IMAO explains the cost of blogging (hint hint) Basil's Blog is blogrolling or rolling the blog (hint hint) BlameBush! explains the true meaning behind December 7th, in his own special way. Bob McCarty adds Murtha to his politician warning label list, a very good idea if you ask me. Anyone else have something interesting happening, let me know and I'll add you. And a special thank you to our armed forces for everything they HAVE done and sacrificed and for everything they ARE doing and sacrificing.

A liberal choose your own adventure.

After the sweeping liberal victory in the 2006 mid-term elections, the powers that be sat down to discuss exactly how they were going to lead the country. They discussed the diferent options available to them. They discussed the different charges they had been given by those who voted for them. They discussed what would be best for America and the American people. The came up with three ideas for their first move and unable to decide themselves, they came and asked you what would be your first move, and then they.... If you said your first move would be to stop the war in Iraq then go HERE... If you said your first move would be to stop illegal immigration then go HERE... If you said your first move would be to stop corruption in Washington then go HERE...

New Posts

Sorry for the delay folks. But after the election results really kicked in, I found myself completely disinterested in governmental matters. Almost as disinterested as the republicans for the last few years (drum roll please.) My new therapist says that the blogging seems to help my anger issues, unfortunately this was after my old therapist told me that I needed to get over it as we could use the money we were spending in Iraq to help plant more trees. So after a few days for assault, a higher dosage and a new therapist. I once again bring you KP Cubed.

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