Election Day - 12:01am

12:01 am 11-7-2006... In pachouili filled rooms around the country, an unnatural screech starts to leave the lips of all the KOS kids. The screaming starts to get louder and louder, killing the silence of the night. With one voice the brain-washed (though un-washed) masses of baby liberals shout, "CHEATERS!!!!!CHEATERS!!!!!" Meanwhile in a blood soaked room somwhere in the liberal northwest... Pelosi, Dean, Murtha, Kerry and Reid step out of the pentagram drawn on the floor. "Well that should get the vote out." Pelosi said. "You know I don't remeber having to actually kill someone last time.", said Kerry. "We just added that for fun," said Dean ,"IAHHHAAAIIAHAHHH" Meanwhile in offices across the country... Lawyers open up the envelopes they had been given only a day after the last elections. Inside they find who they are supposed to sue and why. They start the paperwork to contest the elections anywhere the democrats lose. To be continued....