Mexican Quake

No, not a new video game, but an actual earthquake in Mexico. According to an undisclosed source,"Mexico is located on a floating piece of the earth's crust, with gradual changes in weight the ground shifts are so small you never notice them, but with American borders being so porous, the millions of 'workers' leaving mexico has caused the entire area to shift up, eventually mexico will be the tallest country in the world (also the least populated), and may at one point actually drift into space. We should probably expect more tremors." Liberals are undecided as to a course of action. On the one hand they want as many non-americans in the country to bolster their poll ratings (though it does little for elections), yet they don't want to be seen as weak on natural disasters. Nancy Pelosi was overheard discussing a way "to trade illegal aliens, I mean foreign workers, with the heads of big business to offset the imbalance." No one is sure if she actually meant just the heads.