Penguins Ralley in Houston

After the tragic death of those brave anti-american penguins yesterday (Story), liberal american penguins took to the streets of Houston. The crowd chanted anti-war and anti-bush slogans for hours until they realized they were the only ones listening to themselves. One demonstrator said, "You saw what we did to Joe, we'll do it to them all." When reminded that Senator Lieberman was a democrat, he started into a Gibsonesque tirade. The leaders of the demonstration said they would be back, "...as soon as Daddy Soros" sent more mackerel.