Penguins make escape attempt.

Penguin freedom fighters in Houston attempted escape ( story here ) from an American Imperialist truck which was transporting them from their illegal hidden detention camp in Indianapolis to a center in Galveston which could better cater to their religious freedoms. The new facility, built specifically for penguins, gives them more floor room to kneel toward Antartica during times of prayer. It also has a built in firing range so they can keep their american killing skills honed for when the Supreme Court demands their release. After the UN wrote a paper saying, they thought there maybe unknown things where stuff might happen that American military perhaps knew what was going on, the DoD had no choice but move the penguins. "The UN really had us nailed to rights on that one." said a high ranking official who asked to remain anonymous as what he said problably isn't true. It is unknown why the penguins attempted to escape, though they kept yelling, "Death to all America." As they took random shots at non-burqued women. A liberal driving by was quoted as saying, "It really was our fault for allowing our way of life to interfere with their right to kill people. I had only hoped I would be shot and could die for their cause." We hope that too. Unfortunatley, four of the brave freedom fighting penguins died in the attempt. All those capitalist pigs which fought back are being brought up on murder charges for illegaly defending themselves. Those watchers who did not immediately bow to the penguins are being put on the democratic watch list to be persecuted when they take back power.