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    October 04, 2006

    Gitmo Detainees Emulate Mohammad - Get Fat

    The poor detainees at Gitmo are being given too much food. In order too appease the religious nutjobs (and our liberal nutjobs), they are being given 4200 calories per day. This is so they have plenty of different items to select from, since they have special dietary considerations. They just seem to select everything. They are told not to eat it all, but I guess after spending the first 30 years eating sand three meals a day, they just can’t help themselves.

    One of the inmates is now over 400lbs.

    The report says that most came in slightly underweight, but now they are overweight. Even the guys who have been on a 100 day hunger strike are perfectly healthy and of the correct weight, because we feed them through a nose tube.

    It is not too surprising that these followers of Mohammad have become obese. It is a well known fact that Mohammad himself was a fatty. I suppose it is hard to stay fit when you are a coward hiding behind the people you have led.

    The liberals are complaining, now, because the fascist islamists at Gitmo are not getting enough exercise to work off the 4200 calories a day they are stuffing in their pie holes. Evidently they have never heard of push-ups or sit-ups.

    Personally I think their menu should consist of:

    Bread
    Water

    Even their religion of death should allow that.

    PS. In case any Islamo-Fascists missed it in the story. Mohammad was a FAT COWARD.