The NAM awards, brought to you from Cuba...

In the first award of the evening, Hugo Chavez won for "Most likely to rub against your leg in public". Noone was surprised by his winning the award, as the dry cleaning bill triples for delegates after a meeting with Chavez. Cindy Sheehan was quoted as saying, "Good for him, of course when he found out I was a woman he kinda backed off......hmmmm." More awards coming as they are announced...