Saddam's New Diet

Poor, poor Saddam. Worried about how he looks after being forced to eat imperialistic munchies such as cheetos and soft drinks has been attempting to slim down with his new Bagdad diet: http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/S/SADDAM_TRIAL?SITE=NYROR&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT After years of research with prisoners in Iraq, Saddam began to notice a trend. The longer he left them in a dark hole with no food, the more weight they lost. Always one to try new things, He put himself on a self-imposed diet in which he ate and drank nothing. Several news agencies have remarked on how much slimmer he appears nowdays. If a jury of his peers properly conduct themselves then Saddam said he would try the next step in his diet which includes a bullet to the head. I for one say we shouldn't make the man wait on this important medical research and go ahead and shoot him now.