U(seless)N cries, "HELP US"

Story. The completely impotent U(seless)N is begging nations to help with the Hezbollah situation. "We are weak and can only write things on paper that have no force!!!!", said an, "UNNAMED SOURCE". How sad the once powerful U(seless)N has fallen so far? A once loved, 20/20 story and admired force is no longer a viable solution to the world. With no Oil in Lebanon, and with Iran handling all weapons for the Hezbollahs (the french won't make a dime), countries are pulling out of the peace agreement they fought for. Luckily, Koffi has an ace up his sleeve. Surely this man who has weathered the Oil For Food scandal and the rape of hundreds of people can pull them through. The Blue Helmets will find some way to show there presence besides leaving children fathered by rape behind!