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Crazy Jihadist Trading Board

2006-12-08T16:22:00.000-06:00

In light of Derrick Shareef, who planned "to trade a set of stereo speakers for four grenades and a handgun", before getting busted by an undercover. I have decided to open this blog up for a trading board.

I'll start.

I have a slightly used disposable razor I would trade for a RPG (rocket propelled grenade).

Leave a comment as to what you would trade for.

Global Warming Hearings

2006-12-08T09:42:00.000-06:00

Washington, D.C.

"Ok Dr. Logicus, you're saying there is not a problem with global warming, is that correct?"

"Yes, Senator."

"And what proof do you offer?"

"If you look at the weather trends over the last 200 years..."

"I don't know anything about weather trends doctor, if you really are one, but the weather channel has a show about it. Are you claiming you know more than TV?"

"Well. Yes. I guess if you put it that way. Anyways. If we go back the last few thousand years, we see we are actually coming out of a mini ice age."

"So you're saying there were mammoths a few years ago? What are you a creationist?"

"No, I am saying an ice age? No mammoths."

"Well which is it?"

"Let's move on, Senator"

"Fine then, what about all the devastating hurricanes this year because of global warming?"

"What hurricanes? There where no devastating hurricanes! The season was extremely calm!"

"They predicted hurricanes, are you saying they didn't happen? And what about the articles on DailyKOS describing the fact that the earths temperature has risen 480 degrees since the start of the War in Iraq due to gas guzzling republicans, the jews, and stolen elections in 2000?"

"I really have no idea what you are talking about, Senator."

"And YOU claim to be the expert? You're dismissed Doktor. Next I call Nancy Pelosi as the expert to prove global warming. Speaker Pelosi what do you have to say?"

"Did you ever see the movie 'The Day After Tomorrow'?"

"Good point. I believe this proves global warming is, in fact, a crisis. Perhaps, just perhaps, Al Gore will jump in his plane and fly around the world as many times as it takes for him to come up with a solution. Until then, we need to raise taxes and impeach Bush. These hearings are closed."

Meanwhile, in the blogosphere...

123beta He has an open trackback weekend, which means you trackback to him then he trackbacks to you, then I think there is some cuddling and maybe a cigarette, anyways, hopefully it means more traffic for everyone.

I'll add these as I get time today. Or if you have a suggestion, trackback or comment. I will add you to todays list.

Friday Catblogging - TWEEK!

2006-12-08T08:15:00.000-06:00

Bending to the will of my public (yes I heard you mom). I will step momentarily away from my biting commentary on the world's state of affairs and bring you TWEEK!

This very large cat seems the perfect companion for a family of three.

He is soft.

He sheds continuously.

He lets us know when its OK to approach him.

He draws blood when necessary to keep us mere humans in line.

He spits up hairballs on will.

And he can rub his butt on the carpet better than any dog I know.

But behind these cat-erific abilities there lies a dark secret. See if you can find the problem.

Leave a comment and let me know what you think it is. I will reveal the answer and start the saga of TWEEK! next week.

65 years later...

2006-12-07T11:24:00.000-06:00

In a newly draperied cave, the demoncrats meet...

"So what do we do about this Pearl Harbor issue?" asks Murtha, "I say we cut and run before our ignorant military rapes anymore people."

"John, that happened 65 years ago." answers Nancy.

"Yeah, it was those damn jews." Jimmy said.

"Now listen President Carter, we invited you here simply because, well, we felt sorry for you. So please sit in the corner with Kerry and SHUT UP."

"Yeah, I but we could get more seats if we fought against this damn Pearl Harbor business." hiccuped Ted.

"Look Ted we didn't even invite you here, why are you here?" questioned Nancy.

"The Stoli said it would be important."

"Fine, we all agree to cut and run from Pearl Harbor, can we get back to business now?"...

Meanwhile in the blogosphere...

Bad Example explains lurking and why you should post a comment (hint hint)

IMAO explains the cost of blogging (hint hint)

Basil's Blog is blogrolling or rolling the blog (hint hint)

BlameBush! explains the true meaning behind December 7th, in his own special way.

Bob McCarty adds Murtha to his politician warning label list, a very good idea if you ask me.

Anyone else have something interesting happening, let me know and I'll add you.

And a special thank you to our armed forces for everything they HAVE done and sacrificed and for everything they ARE doing and sacrificing.

A liberal choose your own adventure.

2006-12-07T10:23:00.000-06:00

After the sweeping liberal victory in the 2006 mid-term elections, the powers that be sat down to discuss exactly how they were going to lead the country.

They discussed the diferent options available to them.

They discussed the different charges they had been given by those who voted for them.

They discussed what would be best for America and the American people.

The came up with three ideas for their first move and unable to decide themselves, they came and asked you what would be your first move, and then they....

If you said your first move would be to stop the war in Iraq then go HERE...

If you said your first move would be to stop illegal immigration then go HERE...

If you said your first move would be to stop corruption in Washington then go HERE...

New Posts

2006-12-07T10:18:00.000-06:00

Sorry for the delay folks.

But after the election results really kicked in, I found myself completely disinterested in governmental matters. Almost as disinterested as the republicans for the last few years (drum roll please.)

My new therapist says that the blogging seems to help my anger issues, unfortunately this was after my old therapist told me that I needed to get over it as we could use the money we were spending in Iraq to help plant more trees.

So after a few days for assault, a higher dosage and a new therapist. I once again bring you KP Cubed.

Your Donations Help Support KP Cubed

2006-12-06T08:40:00.000-06:00

The first 100 hours - government by redeployment

2006-11-09T15:18:00.000-06:00

Redeploy the troops out of Iraq (to the civilian field).
Redeploy the taxpayers rebates (get rid of ALL rebates).
Redeploy the economy (tax everyone into not spending).
Redeploy the wealth (make everyone lower class).
Redeploy the health field (socialized medecine, forcing people to go out of country to get treatment).
Redeploy the illegal aliens (make them all citizens).
Redeploy the constitution (give the power to the courts).
Redeploy the President (impeachment, impeachment, impeachment).
Redeploy the UN (let them vote on any laws for us).
Redeploy Israel (JOOS, JOOS, JOOS).
Redeploy Hugo Chavez (let him know he is right about Bush in a letter of apology).
Redeploy North Korea (send more basketballs).
Redeploy security (make it a crime to search an arab, build back the wall between the agencies, continue to deny that they hate us because of their religion not our actions).
Redeploy the environment (stop all drilling anywhere, forcing us into more dependence on the countries that hate us).
Redeploy religion (make any religion, except Islam, illegal).
Redeploy the babies (make abortions mandatory).
Redeploy the prisoners (make slaps on the wrist mandatory, before sending them back out).
Redeploy education (get rid of all private schools and home schools).
Redeploy the will of the people (do whatever we want).
Redeploy the country (make sure the rest of the world finally hates us as much as we do).

Election Day - 12:01am

2006-11-07T09:59:00.000-06:00

12:01 am 11-7-2006...

In pachouili filled rooms around the country, an unnatural screech starts to leave the lips of all the KOS kids. The screaming starts to get louder and louder, killing the silence of the night.

With one voice the brain-washed (though un-washed) masses of baby liberals shout,

"CHEATERS!!!!!CHEATERS!!!!!"

Meanwhile in a blood soaked room somwhere in the liberal northwest...

Pelosi, Dean, Murtha, Kerry and Reid step out of the pentagram drawn on the floor.

"Well that should get the vote out." Pelosi said.

"You know I don't remeber having to actually kill someone last time.", said Kerry.

"We just added that for fun," said Dean ,"IAHHHAAAIIAHAHHH"

Meanwhile in offices across the country...

Lawyers open up the envelopes they had been given only a day after the last elections. Inside they find who they are supposed to sue and why. They start the paperwork to contest the elections anywhere the democrats lose.

To be continued....

Where are they now- The Saturday before election

2006-11-04T08:30:00.000-06:00

“AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!”

Ted woke up in an alcoholic sweat. “Where am I? What’s going on?”

“It’s OK.” said a full bottle of Jack Daniel’s. “You’re with friends now.”

“But there was water everywhere, I was running. Where’s my friend Jose?”

“Not to worry,” said Jack, “everything will be swept away. You finished with Jose last night, but I am here now.”

Ted pulled Jack closer and quickly swallowed him. The pleasant numbness started to take hold. “OK. Who do I need to call to clean up what?”

“Don’t worry. We took care of that last night.” Said a small bottle of Bailey’s Ted had not noticed before. "Right now we need to make a call."

"Who are we calling?"

"A certain anti-devil in South America."

Meanwhile back on the Gore invented super highway…

MAF54: So what are you wearing?

TEDH73: Uhhh. A suit.

MAF54: I bet you look great in it.

TEDH73: I guess. You know I am not gay.

MAF54: I know, me either.

TEDH73: I thought you already admitted you where gay?

MAF54: Oh yeah. But it is because a preist touched me when I was young. Are you a priest?

TEDH73: I am the president of the Evangelicals.

MAF54: MMMMM. That sound’s hot.

TEDH73: I guess. Sooooo…Can you get meth?

MAF54: Maybe….What’s it worth to you?

TEDH73: Well I like massages…

Meanwhile back in the Afghanistan cave…

“So we have all our people voting democrat in the states”, said the man with the long beard and dialysis machine.

“Good…Good. Then I think we have a deal. We will have the troops cut and, I mean redeployed as soon as we take office.” Nancy said with a grin.

“Great. That sounds good. But I do have one question. Isn’t the President in control of foreign affairs, and isn’t he the one who decides on the troop placement as he is the top commander. So even though you are running on a ‘pull the troops out’ campaign, you have very little say in what actually happens in Iraq? That’s the constitution and all.”

“Look Lambada,” screamed Harry,”I have a state sponsored education and I have no idea what you are talking about constitution this and constitution that, but if we win then we win something or other. And then people no we are right. Trust me I know a lot about real estate.”

Meanwhile back in the closet...

"Theresa, can I come out yet. I have a new joke. Knock, Knock. Who's there. Our troops are idiots. See. See. That plainly shows how I feel about George."

Theresa just shook her head and added another bolt to the door.

TO BE CONTINUED…

Read or Die...

IMAO - A painful learning sensation.

Where are they now?

2006-11-03T09:54:00.000-06:00

Somewhere in a super secret liberal bunker in a Taliban controlled mountain of Afghanistan…

“So when do we come out of hiding Nancy?”

“That’s Speaker to you Harry, and it will have to be after the 7th now. What with Kerry opening his big horse mouth about our hatred of the troops. I knew we should have drugged him and brought him here until after the election”

“But he only said what all of us believe about the troops.”

Nancy quickly slapped him across the face, “Dammit Harry. How many times do I have to tell you. We cannot let the people know our true plans.” Harry slid further back into the cave, whimpering and hoping their neighbors, the nice folks with the long beards named Obama – Osama – Alabama, something like that, would arrive, at least Nancy didn’t hit him when they where around.

Meanwhile back in the states…

“You have been a very bad boy John! How many times have I told you to follow the script the UN gives you? When I found you, you where nothing but an anti-American hippie, and I…I almost made you president. You know how many packets of ketchup a presidency costs?”

John stamped his foot 3 times at Theresa. “Why do I even bother?” Theresa took John and led him to his closet until after the elections.

Meanwhile at the Kennedy compound…

The bottles where talking to him again. But even worse he had started talking back to them.

“It’s OK, Teddy. We don’t need those Russian spies anyways”, said the bottle of Stoli in his right hand.

“No, we can rule everything once you allow the immigrants two votes for every one those republicans get”, replied the bottle of Cuervo.

“I know, I know guys.” Teddy slowly and lovingly brought both bottles to his mouth and drank deeply of their liquid warmth. “I love you guys so much.”

“We love you too”, both bottles said in unison.

“You know what you need,” said the half empty bottle of Tanqueray on the table next to him, “A nice long drive.”

“That’s a great idea”, replied the Dewar’s, “I know where you black book is, maybe we can invite a girl along.”

“Can we drive across bridges?”, asked Teddy starting to get excited now.

To be continued...

Reading Material:
Right Truth - One of my favorite blogs. She said nice things about my story too. Thank you.

My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy - Where's Nancy?

The Drudge Report - Where is Pelosi?

CNS News - Kennedy works with KGB.

IMAO - Just cause it's funny.

Basil's Blog - Cause he always let's me trackback to him. Thanks Basil.

Conservative Cat - Very cool sidebar with new stories.

123 Beta - It's an OPEN TRACKBACK WEEKEND. Take advantage.

Send me a trackback and I'll add you to the list. It's an "I am not working today" friday. So keep me busy.

The APOLOGY

2006-11-02T12:36:00.000-06:00

My fellow frenchman, er, socialists, er, UN masters, er, military nincompoops, er, Americans. I am sincerely sorry the fascist republicans are too stupid to understand my elite speak, and they are purposely spewing there hate speech to try and take your mind off the real issues which is raising taxes and handing over our security to the UN, er, I mean the war in Iraq. It shows just what a moron our president is when he doesn't realize he is being made fun of, it almost takes the searing white hot rage I feel toward him away.

I also want to apologize to the KOS kids who are the only ones able to understand my deep and very funny humour. After toking from their bongs of enlightenment, they can be heard laughing and giggling for hours at everything I say. They should not have to grow up in a world where I am ever called to answer for my comments.

The idea that I called the troops in Iraq stupid is simply a Rovian attempt to twist my words of truth and peace. Just like when I called the troops in Iraq terrorists towards poor women and children. Or that time during Vietnam when I called the American troops murderers, rapists, pigs that chopped the ears off innocent babies and sacrificed virgins before the altar of Bush, who even at that time was misinterpreting what I said to make his failed policy in Vietnam look better. Or the time I said an all voluntary military would be filled with nothing but poor black and brown people was somehow thought to be disparaging. Although mostly by chinks, spics, niggers and other pseudo-Americans.

Of course, this would not have been such a big deal if the republican blogobots had not taken their marching orders from the Bush Junta. For example, Michelle Malkin (who I am pretty sure is nothing more than a child of a military rape victim) jumped on the bandwagon, demanding I apologize to the uneducated masses who are murdering innocents in Iraq. Or that Little Green Footballs place that seems to think that somehow he is above the press and has a right to question pictures put out by the friendly Islamic press corps. Or that Frank J guy at IMAO who wouldn't know a joke if Barney Franks bit him on his shapely ass. They are all in a conspiracy against me just like when they help steal the election in 2004 (which I am completely over, no, really, I am).

As for the troops who feel slighted by my remarks, I understand. With your low IQ's and complete lack of education, I can only assume you misunderstood the pictures your trainers drew for you so you could understand my speech. In the future, I will have a translator on hand to explain the intricacies of my big brain. I know deep inside all of you are truly grateful that I finally made the American public aware of your situation as can be seen in this picture sent to me from Iraq.

On a side note, I would like to thank our Al Queada friends, who I am sure are responsible for the picture and e-mail as I can't imagine out troops knowing how to use a computer or camera.

In closing, I would like to say that noone should ever take anything I say to mean anything other than what I said it meant after I find out what people may think about it. Also, if I ever say anyone else is stupid I simply mean in relation to me, the smartest man whoever lives. Thank you for your time and may Allah bless you.

Sen. John (I married a rich woman) Kerry

PS. I am only doing this in written form so the troops won't know about it as they don't read.

ALSO READ:
Right Truth - Kerry Not So Smart
IMAO - Because you should read it everyday, somedays twice.
Michelle Malkin - A good summation.
Liberaterian Leanings - Kerry Apologizes
Something...and Half of Something - The defining moment for 2006
Insolublog - Straight from the Horse's Mouth
Radioactive Liberty - John Kerry Supports the War not the Troops
Black Five - John Forbes Kerry - Still An Asshat - Apology Issued

Will President Bush pardon border patrol?

2006-10-25T13:33:00.000-05:00

I originally reported in this here. I guess we have an update both good and bad.

First off the bad news –

“U.S. District Court Judge Kathleen Cardone in El Paso, Texas, sentenced Jose Alonso Compean to 12 years in prison and Ignacio Ramos to 11 years and one day despite a plea by their attorney for a new trial after three jurors said they were coerced into voting guilty in the case.” (From WorldNetDaily).

Now the good news –

“A dozen members of the House of Representatives have written to President Bush demanding an investigation of the case against two Border Patrol agents sentenced to 11 and 12 years in prison for the pursuit and shooting of a drug smuggler and calling for a presidential pardon of the pair.”

Finally!!!!!!

They should have stepped up before and stopped this trial from ever taking place. I have not heard anyone that thought they where guilty, except the drug smuggler, the DA and three coerced jurors.

If a man is shot while committing a crime, then that’s should just be part of the risk. He should not be able to get off scott free AND put in jail those who tried to stop him.

Are there bad shootings? Sure.
Are there bad cops? Sure.

But I have not seen or heard anything that this was either of those. If it was bad then we have ways of dealing with that, but to let the smuggler get away with no punishment is unconscionable.

We need to stay on top of this and make sure the house members (and President Bush) follow through. We have to put a stop to the self-hating Americans who;

Demand soldiers be brought on murder charges for killing the enemy in war, while then screaming for the rights of the enemies who killed and will kill again (given the chance) innocent Americans and civilians, and punish those people who attempt to protect us from the invasion coming across our borders.

If we do not stop them, our jails will be filled with soldiers and cops, and our streets with illegals and terrorists.

sHillary's Baggage - YouTube

2006-10-18T15:00:00.000-05:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJgfl8jxyw0

This is by Nick Anderson at the Houston Chronicle.

You had better watch it quick before YouTube removes it for being conservative.

One really does have to wonder what the press will have forgotten by 2008.

(H/T Momma cubed)

"Common Good" not so great!

2006-10-17T12:59:00.000-05:00

The Democratic Party has picked their catchphrase for the next election cycle, “Common Good”. This is supposed to make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside about their “moral” ground being to help all people. You are not supposed to recognize it as the “Marxist” dream they have for the country.

The liberals cry that the republicans have taken away rights in our fight against terrorism. However, their catchphrase is the antithesis of individual rights. The entire concept of “common good” is the destruction of individual rights (and religion by the way).

The problem with the concept of “common good” is someone has to decide what that is. Who are the common, and what is good for them? In Russia this resulted in a very poor class and a very rich “ruling” class. No middle class. This is exactly what the socialist left wants to do in America as they would set themselves up as our keepers.

They want to take away from all who do not agree with them and set-up government programs to run everything. They would take more of MY money (by repealing “raising” taxes). They would keep social security (where they have control of the money and how much you get) instead of private accounts (where you have control). They would continue to have the government support those who will not work instead of leaving that for charitable organizations.

All these “social” programs will require more and more of our money. All these “social” programs will continue to keep poor people poor, and force others into poverty. They would take away all reasons to work hard and try to improve your life.

Think I am taking this socialism thing to far? Do you remember who it was that said it takes a village? Yep. sHillary Clinton. If that is not a socialist statement I don’t know what is. Her baby Bolshevik theology needs to be kept at the fore of all reports about her. We need to have a socialist filter that explains what she thinks to be a clever turn of phrase into the socialist propaganda it is. Remember she will be heading the country in two years.

Looking past the liberals foreign policies of cut and run and appeasement, we need to listen clearly to what they have planned for us here at home. The only good thing that could come from the leftists policies is the anti-immigration that will take place after they make us a third world country.

Remember THAT when you decide if you’ll vote and who’ll you vote for.

Right Truth asks "Have the Democrats lost the Jewish vote with 'common good'?"

Policy on North Korea

2006-10-12T13:31:00.000-05:00

One could almost make the case to feel sorry for the Lilliputian leader of North Korea. How far he has fallen since the Clinton era, where he was treated as a brother in arms by the United States, and if he didn’t have the arms, by god, we gave them to him.

Since Bush II took office, he has been relegated to a second tier enemy from a first tier friend. Largely ignored by the world, we went after those people who were harming us directly. We kept up 6 party talks with Kim allowing those in the region to do most of the heavy lifting; we were there just to give the talks respectability. Unfortunately, Kim Jong-Il just didn’t think that was enough, especially after Iran started getting news play about its uranium enrichment.

It was at this time that Kim cried out, “What about me? I have big missiles and nuclear technology. Why won’t America talk to me and whisper sweet nothings like before?” Finally, Kim could take it no longer and in a fit of rage lashed out with his Tae-Dong missile, which promptly exploded in a cloud of nothingness over the water. Once again there where threats of more launches, but after the embarrassment of his first Dong missile blowing so quickly, he was unable to make anything else materialize.

After the failed missile launches, the world stood up and took notice again of how creepy this guy was. Kim once again demanded to be wooed by the US in private, or he would launch again. (It is my personal view that no one told him it didn’t work.) The US refused and said, “Come on back to the table with everyone, we’ll be there.”

Kim was not happy and started his serious saber rattling. All but declaring war on everyone. Meanwhile, the rest of the world continued on with their lives. America fighting the war on terror. France hiding. Hugo Chavez talking about Diablo’s and sulfur (sounds like a 70’s band). Cuban Dictator Castro dying, then living, then hugging Chavez, then dying again, then getting better. And Kim was still ignored.

So last week he starts screaming about conducting a nuclear test unless America agrees to sit at the children’s table with him and talk about what we can give them. America says, “NO.” and lets Kim know that it would not be a good idea to run a test. Gets the rest of the region saying it would be a bad idea to run a test. Kim, just to let us know that he was not bluffing and is really, really an important person, went ahead with the test.

It didn’t take long for the scores to start coming. 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0. Everyone agreed that though a big boom, it was not a nuclear detonation. Even France has now said it was not a nuclear detonation, and we know how hard it is to get them to commit to anything. Sorry Kim not this time.

The left is screaming that failed policy by President Bush has led to this latest non-event in North Korea, which proves they are still long on breath and short on memory. Let us look at what exactly this “failed policy” has done.

North Korea HAS NOT detonated a nuclear weapon.

We are closer to Japan and South Korea (two allies) then we were during the Clinton years.

We are closer to Russia and China (on this issue) than ever before.

We have spent our money and resources where it was needed in the Middle East.

North Korea HAS NOT detonated a nuclear weapon.

I know I repeated that one twice, but really that is what it comes down too.

Now that North Korea is still unable to “drop the bomb”, China and Russia are backing down on the language of a U(seless)N statement. Why? Not because either one fears Kim. Not because either one fears North Korea’s military might. But because they fear the refugees. Millions and millions of starving North Koreans who are staying in North Korea because it is only slightly worse than the outback of China or Russia. But further economic sanctions against them, less power from the Kim government and more failures, or God forbid, some sort of military attack and those people would be flooding the borders like Mexicans coming to America. That scares China.

Which brings us to the end of this little story and here is where we are at. We are closer to the countries in the region and the scariest thing about North Korea is its homeless.

Doesn’t sound like a failed policy to me!!!

Fwench Photo of the Day

2006-10-11T10:09:00.000-05:00

The "Arche de la Défense"

This pretty much explains everything. The fwench monument to defense is a giant hole to walk through.

(Thanks sis for the picture).

Dumbest Quote of the Day

2006-10-06T13:36:00.000-05:00

"It seems clear that a guilty verdict will set off catastrophic violence" and that a death sentence would be even worse, Clark told a Washington press conference.

The Clark is Ramsey Clark, a former US attorney general. Who is now an attorney for Saddam Hussein. Saddam’s guilty verdict and death sentence is what will set everything off.

Wow!

What incredible insight this man has.

The religion of continual outrage kills a nun when a 15th century pope is quoted.

Riots over cartoons.

Riots over veils.

Riots, kills and pillages all in the name of their fat, coward of a prophet – Mohammad.

So I believe it is a safe bet to assume they will do the same over Hussein.

Ramsey Clark you have a gift for the obvious.

All Foley, All the time.

2006-10-06T09:09:00.000-05:00

You want it, you got it.

Despite the fact that we still have an immigration problem.

Despite the fact we are still at war in Iraq.

Despite the fact that North Korea is getting ready to detonate a nuclear bomb.

Despite the fact that their really is a big world out there where lots of things happen, that have nothing to do with Mark Foley.

The people have spoken. They want nothing but Mark Foley. So here you go!

Foley scandal subpoenas OK'd
Ethics Inquiry to Look at House, Not Foley...
FBI's Foley 'assessment' focuses on 21 year old staffer...
Many conspirators seen behind scandal...
ABC: 3 MORE EX-PAGES ACCUSE FORMER CONGRESSMAN OF ONLINE 'SEXUAL APPROACHES'...Page's family to media: Leave our 'hero' son alone...
CLAIM: FILTHY FOLEY ONLINE CHATS WERE PAGE 'PRANK GONE AWRY'...
Panel Approves Subpoenas...
Watchdog Group Disputes FBI's Claims on E-Mails...
ONLINE GLITCH LEADS TO IDENTITY OF FOLEY ACCUSER...
Dozens of subpoenas issued in Foley case
Foley Scandal Investigations Heating Up
US Speaker takes blame for Foley scandal
Foley Scandal Investigations Heating Up
Foley urged to name his alleged abuser
Victims say Foley should name abuser
Foley’s Smoke and Mirrors
Advocates say Foley should identify clergyman he says abused him
Foley hit on me in '97, says former page
Tyson Vivyan, 26, Says He Got Foley IMs Beginning In 1997
Former page comes forward about Foley
Ex-Gay Group Speaks Out on Foley Scandal
What If Mark Foley Were A Democrat?
Foley no Studds
The Foley Follies: What Can Be Learned From The History of ...
'What troubles you most about the Mark Foley story?'
Officials: Foley/Negron notice won't be in absentee ballots Signs to Say Negron Will Get Foley Votes
Foley out of race but his name is still in it
Area Republicans won't hesitate to vote Foley/Negron
Mark Foley's resignation saves Republican Party
What if Mark Foley Were a Democrat?
MARK FOLEY AND THE HYPOCRITES
Payback time in Congress unless base backs Bush
Mark Foley And Parental Notification Laws
The Foley Scandal, in Perspective (7 Letters)Foley's harassment is a known fact
In Praise of Foley
The Real Foley Scandal is Much Bigger than Foley
Foley case alters debate between conservatives, gays Foley is no pedophile
Foley sex scandal roils Congress
It's Foley, not GOP
Investigations opened into Foley sex scandal Bush disgusted by Foley sex scandal
Democratic leaders let candidates, outside groups take lead on ...
Fresh e-mails worsen Foley scandal
DID GOP IGNORE MARK FOLEY'S FLAGS
The Foley Scandal's Key Lesson Foley, Clinton and the Return of the Politics of Personal ... Republicans blame everybody but Foley
Limbaugh and Hastert baselessly suggested that Democrats ...

Is that enough? Can we get back to life now?

I SUPPORT APPLEBEE'S

2006-10-05T10:50:00.000-05:00

Why? This is why.

It seems the government is notifying businesses of employees whose Social Security Number DOES NOT MATCH their name. This is good to clear up any problems. For example, if you changed your name and did not tell the social security office, if you wrote the wrong number down by mistake. Lots of good honest reasons why your name may appear on the list. Oh yeah…

IF YOU ARE IN THE COUNTRY ILLEGALLY AND USING MADE UP NAMES OR NUMBERS…

Your name would appear on this list also.

Evidently, it is this last reason that has the liberals so upset. Especially since some companies are using the info to clean up their employees and getting rid of those who do not belong in our country. Applebee's and Dunkin Donuts are the main two they want to boycott.

They are calling on all their illegal brothers to stop eating at these places. It isn’t known how widespread the boycott will be as they made the request in English.

So I say we should all eat at these places. Many people have called for businesses to be held responsible for hiring these border jumpers. So when a company is responsible, we should applaud and support them.

I also believe the left is upset because without illegal SSN's, they lose a major part of their voting machine. Just a thought.

Gitmo Detainees Emulate Mohammad - Get Fat

2006-10-04T17:26:00.000-05:00

The poor detainees at Gitmo are being given too much food. In order too appease the religious nutjobs (and our liberal nutjobs), they are being given 4200 calories per day. This is so they have plenty of different items to select from, since they have special dietary considerations. They just seem to select everything. They are told not to eat it all, but I guess after spending the first 30 years eating sand three meals a day, they just can’t help themselves.

One of the inmates is now over 400lbs.

The report says that most came in slightly underweight, but now they are overweight. Even the guys who have been on a 100 day hunger strike are perfectly healthy and of the correct weight, because we feed them through a nose tube.

It is not too surprising that these followers of Mohammad have become obese. It is a well known fact that Mohammad himself was a fatty. I suppose it is hard to stay fit when you are a coward hiding behind the people you have led.

The liberals are complaining, now, because the fascist islamists at Gitmo are not getting enough exercise to work off the 4200 calories a day they are stuffing in their pie holes. Evidently they have never heard of push-ups or sit-ups.

Personally I think their menu should consist of:

Bread
Water

Even their religion of death should allow that.

PS. In case any Islamo-Fascists missed it in the story. Mohammad was a FAT COWARD.

Illegal Alien/Rapist caught

2006-10-04T12:28:00.000-05:00

Story.

This goes to show what kind of “immigrants” are coming over our border. The guy tied up the husband, raped the wife, and then stole their truck.

These are the type of people that the liberals are trying to protect.

These are the type of people that get into the country because of no border security.

This didn’t happen on a border state, or an agricultural state, it happened here in Shreveport. No place is safe.

This guy wasn’t digging in the dirt doing jobs no American would do. He was roofing.

I think the worst part of this story is the fact he was arrested for no driver’s license, and then released. Why? Why he was not held for being in the US illegally is beyond me.

This guy is not an American citizen and should be shot immediately. Let the wife point him out, take him out back and shoot him.

Maybe that would keep a few of the illegals at home.

The guy who is an American citizen, the guy who hired the illegal, he should be put in jail. See how he likes being raped.

Mark Foley - Homosexual, pedophilic, predator

2006-10-03T07:01:00.000-05:00

The more I think about this guy the angrier I get. Regardless of which side of the political fence you come down on, you should be outraged that a public official used his power to try and have sex with boys. And when you get down to it, that is exactly what he was doing.

The democrats seem to be missing the sex with boys issue in pure joy over being able to slam the republicans instead of actually coming up with ideas, and the republicans, well they just seem less worried about the children than the polls.

There are even those which seem to condone his behavior. I got this comment from my story yesterday.

“He's not that sick, since the page was not a child.Teenagers are not children. The law says as much in almost all countries where age of consent is typically 14-16. The indidividual states as well have lower ages of consent than the federal govt uses to define a “minor” for internet/telephone contact. Even in DC, age of consent is 16.In fact Foley did not commit a crime, because the age of consent in the jurisdiction is 16. Federal solicitation charges depend on the laws of the jurisdiction. There's no indication that he offered to pay for sex. Sexual harassment is also an unlikely charge because the page in question was not in his emply".joe 10.02.06 - 5:05 pm

This was my reply:

There is more still coming out about this guy. Including the fact that it wasn't a single incident with a single page. Also, though he was in Washington, the people he was contacting where in Florida and Louisiana. At least the one's we know of.We'll have to see what all the IM's where to determine which laws he broke. As for sexual harassment, why wouldn't it stick. A person in his position, with his supposed power, could coerce someone easily. I still stand by the fact that if he were not a politician, he would be in jail until they figured it out.

I apologize for my response, which was severely lacking in proper outrage, anger and disbelief for what Joe said. So I would like to try it again here.

Joe,

You are a sick, sick person. Perhaps you also suffer from “alcoholism” which causes you to enjoy talking dirty with young boys.

Teenagers ARE children. There is no way a 15 or 16 year old boy is emotionally prepared to deal with a homosexual, pedophilic predator, which is exactly what Mark Foley is.
To even try to play this off as being in ANY way ok because “The law says as much in almost all countries where age of consent is typically 14-16.” Is disgusting beyond pale.

“He’s not that sick.” At which point should we be upset then. When he starts to rape the pages.

No one should ever use their power or influence to try and have sex, especially not with children. And as long as people like YOU Joe turn their head and say that its OK, then more and more people will think it is OK and will do it too.

The morals of this great nation are being eroded away quickly enough without people destroying the lives of children and “teaching” them that this sort of behavior is allowed. Regardless of the fine line he may try to walk from the legal side he should be put in jail and left to rot for a very, very, long time.

Why is Mark Foley not in jail?

2006-10-02T15:44:00.000-05:00

The republicans are asking the AG to investigate the issue of Foley’s IM’s.

The democrats are screaming for the republicans to all be investigated in case any of the top GOP knew about the dirty IM’s from Mark Foley to children.

The democrats are claiming that the republicans where trying to keep it quiet until after the election so they would not lose a seat. If this is the case, they should resign themselves for putting politics before the safety of children.

I do wonder though, how long the democrats knew about it before they broke the news. Washington is the worst place in the world to keep a secret. Once again the democrats have been saved by sudden discovery of wrongdoing by a republican so late in the campaign that the republicans can’t remove the name from the ballots. If they knew about it and waited, they should resign themselves for putting politics before the safety of children.

Will we ever know? Nah.

I really don’t think any of the politicians care. There will be lots of spin one way or the other. A few more headlines, then it will just be footnote, only brought up again next time someone does something with the pages.

The sad part is this guy is a sick individual, using his position of power to harm children. Sure he resigned. Sure the FBI is investigating. But really why is his sorry ass not in a jail cell.

The answer is simple and sad:

The poor go to jail, the rich and famous go to rehab.

New Site for Louisiana

2006-10-02T10:31:00.000-05:00

I have started a second blog which will deal exclusively with Louisiana.

Visit it here at http://louisiana.kpcubed.com

I will continue posting here with world and national news stories.

Kevin Porter

The Mexican Wall

2006-09-30T11:27:00.000-05:00

Story

Well it’s about time.

I know it isn’t much.

But it will have to do until we can get automatic weapons that shoot anything that moves, drones flying over to shoot anything that moves.

Hopefully it will be electrified enough so that you can see it glowing in the southern sky.

We should also put the heads of those who try to cross on stakes in front of the wall as a warning.

Landmines on both sides, of course they’ll be electronically controlled, we don’t want any accidents.

Then for those which want to come in legally a series of random test questions they have to answer, every correct answer and they get to move a foot closer to the wall. The test WILL be conducted in English.

To support the wall maintenance, we can rent sniper positions. For $100/day you can rent a tower spot along the border. You will be assigned your field of fire and get to shoot anything that moves across your land.

For testing purposes we should use criminals on death row. We set them on the Mexican side, if they run into Mexico, oh well; we’ve gotten enough of theirs over the years. However, if they try to make it through the wall then, we either save money on housing and killing them, or if they make it, we’ll commute their sentence to life in prison. This will allow us to fix any “holes” in the wall.

I am sure you good readers can come with lots more great ideas for our wall. Please let me know what you think would work and we can add it too the list.

Friday Free For All

2006-09-29T13:27:00.000-05:00

Least Surprising Story – Mexico doesn’t want the US to build a fence to try and keep Mexican criminals in Mexico.

Local Democrat Story - 12 people showed up for a democratic UNITY rally. They don’t even like each other on a local level.

Another Muslim Riot Story – 18 Christian churches because in Islam when a girl says no, she is really saying Jihad.

Have another story you like? Trackback and I will add it to the post.

Russian Rockets Prove Syria Stocking Hezbollah

2006-09-28T13:31:00.000-05:00

Russian arms which were sold to Syria under the promise they would not leave Syria have been captured on Reuters film.

Story

I don’t remember seeing any of this in the MSM. Israel all along said that Syria was supplying Hezbollah. That is the main reason for the blockade, to stop the influx of weapons. I wonder if:

1. Any notice will be made.
2. Anything will be said to Syria.

I am sure they are still stocking the underground shelves of the Hezbollah terrorists.

I’ll update if there is any.

The ACLU fights itself...

2006-09-27T13:33:00.000-05:00

“The liberosity of an organization is directly proportional to the amount of in-fighting and backstabbing within said organization.” KP Cubed

Using this theorem it is possible to prove that the ACLU is 125% liberal.

Story

“It does something wrong, then it retracts it after it gets bad publicity, which is no way to operate,” said Anna Switzer, a longtime A.C.L.U. member from New York who said she signed onto the mission statement reluctantly. “The problem is that some of these things should never have been proposed at all.”

Sounds like every liberal in office.

In theory the ACLU is a good idea. However, in practice it is horrendous. It does not fight for everyone’s rights. Just for the rights of its liberal friends, even (read especially) if that tramples the rights of, well, the right.

“Our programs, both legal and legislative, have never been stronger,” Ms. Whitfield said. “And then there’s the phenomenal growth of the A.C.L.U., where we’ve nearly doubled staff, our revenues are higher, membership and donations are higher, and that, to us, tell us where we are right now, in terms of our organization. We’re proud of it.”

Sooooooo…..She bases the effectiveness of the organization on how much money it makes (that sounds almost like right thinking)?

Shouldn’t it be on how well it stands up for what it believes in?

Do they even no what they believe in any more?

Or are their principles based on higher revenues, as she seems to be saying?

Stop the ACLU is a great place to find out.

Updated: Fallout from Chavez remarks affects Citgo

2006-09-27T00:18:00.000-05:00

First let me say that I am torn on the whole boycott Citgo issue. Yes, I would like to Chavez fail due to lack of money from America because of his comments. However, I do understand that it will be affecting local people as well.

If the companies that are currently buying directly from Citgo were to switch to a different brand, then it should save the local jobs. This means though that the money maybe going to a pro-terrorist middle eastern country as opposed to a pro-terrorist south American country.

Saying all that, here are some stories about Citgo. Notice some of these things happened before the latest comments. Many people have been calling for the boycott of Citgo for a long time.

Story

“Adam Hasner wrote a letter to Florida Department of Transportation Secretary Denver Stutler asking whether the state could cancel Citgo's exclusive contract to sell fuel at turnpike service stations.”

This would kill 7 Citgo stations on the turnpike. They would simply be moved to a different company, which should save the local jobs, just hurt the main company.

Story

Hat tip to What the hell is wrong with you?

This came out before the “devil” comments. 7-11 and others are not renewing contracts with Citgo. They give different reasons. I think what is interesting is the spin Citgo puts on it. It sounds as though they are losing their southern market and trying to shift things more northward. Or you could say, they are losing market in predominantly conservative states sp moving to liberal states, where local socialists don’t mind paying for propping up other socialist governments.

Story

This ought to be good in a liberal bastion such as Boston. I think they should take it down.

There are hundreds of blogs and sites calling for the boycott. I will update with new stories as they come out.

Update#1: Business as usual in Louisiana. Gotta love the state I live in.

Update#2: My friend at Neo-Con* Tastic has started a blogroll for boycotting Citgo. Go here to join.

Classified leak is all the libs have....

2006-09-25T15:42:00.000-05:00

Leaks again and again and again!!!

So now a classified report has been leaked again. The report reportedly says that the war in Iraq has greatly multiplied the threat of terrorism. Of course, no one can confirm nor deny it as the report is CLASSIFIED.

But let’s look at a few facts.

1.) We were under attack from terrorists before the war in Afghanistan or Iraq.

2.) They used whatever propaganda necessary to recruit terrorists. If it was not the war in Iraq it would be something else. These people existed LONG before the war.

3.) These terrorists hate us. Let me repeat. THESE TERRORISTS HATE US. I do not believe that for one instant their hate level increased or decreased based at all on our actions. This is a holy war for them. They hate us for not being Muslim, not for being American, not for being in Iraq, not for being Christian, purely because we are not Muslim.

There you go. It is not that hard to understand, until we convert or die, we will be at war with them.

The second problem is the timing of this leak. It amazes me (tongue in cheek) that this report should be leaked just before the Democrats are trying to retake the government. It seems to me that before every election, something is leaked that looks bad for the Republicans. There is no non-political reason for this report to have been given to the NYT and NY Post. In fact, not all of it was, just the part that would seem most damning to the President and the Republicans.

According to the intelligence agency the report is huge, with only one small blurb about Iraq in it at all. The MSM and the libs, of course, conveniently ignore the rest of what the report may say. Remember we don’t know all of it as it is CLASSIFIED. That won’t stop the libs who have already decided, based on very limited info, what they want to hear and are running with it. I am sure if it comes out that the report didn’t really say what they want it too they will blame Rove for planting the info to make them look bad.

How sad for these people that they cannot run on their principles, their ideas, and the will of the people they represent, but ONLY on the headlines from the MSM.

Open Trackbacked at The Bullwinkle Blog

Pedophile beaten, unfortunately still alive…..

2006-09-23T16:55:00.000-05:00

Story.

This does my heart good. The people standing up and saying we will not accept this abhorrent behavior. We will not stand by as you try to ruin our children.

Does the title seem a little rough? Too bad.

There should be a price to pay for harming children, a huge price. With the liberal judges these days, sometimes you have to do what is right.

In this case, the beating the crap out of a low life pedophile. He was booked on charges of “suspicion of harmful display to a minor.” He was basically showing his porn to kids. What a sicko.

I hope he gets the chair. Actually, I hope he gets shived in jail, so we do not have to pay for his death.

Brandon Scott Burke

You deserve everything you get.

Is Bin Laden dead? What now?

2006-09-23T10:44:00.000-05:00

Story.

The French Intelligence (that makes me laugh just typing it) thinks so, according to leaked information.

They are taking their info from the Saudi secret service, who says he died from a severe case of typhoid. Due to his remote location (because he would be shot if he showed his face) he was unable to get treatment. Not as satisfying as putting a bullet in him, but dead is dead.

Of course, no one is really sure if the information is true. The US can’t confirm it. Al Qaeda hasn’t mentioned it yet. So we wait to see what happens next.

This is a really good question. What now? There has been so much effort put into killing this guy. There has been so much fighting between the parties about how to get him, who let him go when, why haven’t we got him yet.

Is the death of Bin Laden going to make that much of a difference? This is a highly organized group. Everyone in the group is focused on a single goal. Bin Laden may have been the one that got things rolling, but I don’t know how necessary he is now.
I have not been able to see much difference in Iraq since al-Zarqawi was bombed to Allah. I don’t think there will be much difference with Bin Laden gone.

There maybe a short period of in-fighting to take control, or maybe not. We must remember, this is not a political force, this is a cult. Brain washing helps to get rid of a lot of the in-fighting, back-stabbing, positioning we see in our own government. They just move everyone up a rung and continue killing us.

Hopefully, I am wrong. Bin Laden is dead and Al Qaeda will slowly decay into the dust. The world will be safer. We can get on to other important issues. We can finally stop seeing pictures of him with his goats.

The left can stop holding over the administration that we haven’t caught him yet. Though, I am sure the left is already saying that somehow Karl Rove went to Pakistan and sneezed on Bin Laden in the secret cell where the republicans have kept him until election time. They will try and find negative in it. They have a knack for that.

I would love to hear from you, the readers, what you believe will happen if Bin Laden is dead. Will it make a difference in the war on terror, or will we just be seeing a new unwashed bearded face as enemy number one.

UPDATED: Pro-Israel (anti-Iran) Rally in front of U(seless)N

2006-09-23T07:56:00.000-05:00

Did you know that?

Evidently 35,000 to 40,000 pro-Israel people came to protest the UN yesterday in New York. They closed down streets. They held up signs. They got completely ignored by the media.

You know how I found out about it.

Little Green Footballs (Be sure to check out the slideshow)

And

Atlas Shrugs (Wonderful pictures there too)

(I highly recommend both these blogs on a daily basis.)

I actually found both these stories yesterday. I decided to do a quick news search to get some more background. You know try a little due diligence, but alas, I found no stories on the rally in the MSM.

35,000 – 45,000 people protesting the beloved President of Iran and the anti-Semitic U(seless)N, and nothing. I checked the usual places. I ran a google search, nothing.

Now I realize that most of the MSM was busy reporting about Hugo Chavez calling the President “el Diablo” as that fits in better with their beliefs, but still there should be something. If one anti-Israel protester showed up and just sat around for a few hours, they would have hundreds of cameras on him as proof how the “whole” world hates us and Israel.

Ok. I figure I’ll just wait until the morning. Let everyone catch up with the news.

Google news search this morning showed zilch. I even went to Fox News and searched. NADA there either.

I guess I should be surprised, but I am not. Everyday the MSM lets down the people of this country by only reporting what fits its agenda.

Unfortunately, freedom of the press also means freedom not to report.

UPDATE: I found a story. Goodfor the NY Sun for actually picking up this story.

The U(seless)N shows its impotency....

2006-09-22T14:45:00.000-05:00

Two articles show the impotency of the UN. If not their out right alliance with the Terrorists.

First Kofi Annan evidently told Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad not to worry about the UN resolution. Iranian President Mamoud Ahmadinejad said in a news conference yesterday,

"We didn't understand and couldn't understand why a resolution was passed in the midst of an examination of a package," Ahmadinejad said. "We think [the Security Council] was probably under pressure by some powers who constantly want to place pressure on countries. The secretary-general told me to disregard what has happened for the time being, resort to diplomacy."

Of course Kofi is denying it, but with his track record personally and the track record of the U(seless)N why should we believe him? The U(seless)N has been shown again and again to be anti-American, so it should not surprise anyone that Kofi would take a personal part in re-assuring a terrorist state.

Second, the Hezbollah puppet Sheik Hassan Nasrallah, told a crowd of anti-Israel, anti-American terrorists that they would not lay down their weapons as they promised the U(seless)N they would do.

Once again, Israel follows the orders of the UN and the terrorists do not. How many times does this have to happen until they figure it out.

Unless of course, Kofi spoke with Nasrallah also. The conversation probably sounded like this.

Nasrallah: We are getting our butts kicked here, can’t the UN stop this?

Annan: Sure. We’ll come up with a cease-fire, you’ll say you’re disarming. We’ll bring in a bunch of “peace keepers”. We’ll march those Zionist bastards back across the line.

Nasrallah: No way will we disarm.

Annan: Don’t worry. I said you will SAY you’ll disarm. Noone expects you to do it.

Nasrallah: Well, OK. But I don’t like the idea of blue hats either.

Annan: We’ll make them Fwench, those guys will run from a breeze.

Nasrallah: Very good. Oh by the way can you ask Mamoud and Assad to send some missiles. We are really low.

Annan: No problem. Just sit tight for a month until after the UN meeting, then fire away.

UPDATED: Hugo Chavez at the U(seless)N

2006-09-21T13:24:00.000-05:00

UPDATE: The more I think about this the madder I get. Why is this man allowed to walk around in our country? If his hatred of America is that bad, then he needs to leave. And I have a list of people that can go with him, (cough(Cindy Sheehan)cough).

The liberals in this country keep saying we need to be diplomatic with these people, to sit and talk with them. Yet, these are the kind of people we would have to talk too.

How do you open a worthwhile discussion with a man who calls the President, "el diablo"?

And where is the outrage in the country from him saying these things. Why is there not bill in Congress to deny him passage back here, ever.

When President Clinton is the only one who seems to stand up and say something, then there is a major problem with the rest of the government here in America, both Democrat and Republican.

Update #2 -

Nancy Pelosi spoke against Chavez in the Presidents defense.

Good for her. What he said should be offensive to all Americans, regardless of where you fall politically.

Rep. Rangel also spoke out,

RANGEL: AN ATTACK ON BUSH IS AN ATTACK ON ALL AMERICANS... 'You do not come into my country, my congressional district, and you do not condemn my president. If there is any criticism of President Bush, it should be restricted to Americans, whether they voted for him or not. I just want to make it abundantly clear to Hugo Chavez or any other president, do not come to the United States and think because we have problems with our president that any foreigner can come to our country and not think that Americans do not feel offended when you offend our Chief of State'...

Where are the REPUBLICANS?

Update #3

Chavez invokes the "devil" comment again.

Speaking while walking in a Harlem street, Chavez told a group of passers-by: "Bush is an alcoholic, a sick man with a lot of hang-ups."
"He walks like John Wayne," declared the left-wing Venezuelan leader. "He doesn't know anything about politics, he got there because of Daddy." Bush's father, George Bush, was also a US president.

Story

Castro’s bitch decided to speak at the UN today. His rhetoric was tiresome and predictable. It was a cross between Castro and Ahmadinejad.

He called Bush “the Devil”. Said he could still smell brimstone at the podium. I believe he picked that line up from Ahmadinejad.

Chavez called U.S. "imperialism" a menace. Hmmm. That would be from Castro.

I did agree with him on one item. He said they should move the U(seless)N out of the US. I completely agree. We should stop supporting U(seless)N completely. The should get the hell out of our country. They are as solidly anti-American as Chavez is.

He is starting to become dangerous. He is quickly becoming a dictator in his own country, he is spending the extra money gained from high oil prices on trying to make himself look better to the world.

He says he is a fighter for Third world countries. But look at the reason these countries are still Third World, because of people like him. Their countries should be rich from the oil and other natural resources, but instead the dictators and “rulers” of these countries take everything (in the name of socialism).

They spend money flying around the world in luxury, spending time with other dictators, rubbing each others shoulders and making outrageous comments, usually about the US. Why? They know how bad their countries are, they don’t want to live their either. They figure if they can keep their people outraged against the US, blaming us for all their problems, they won’t notice the truth.

Don’t worry Chavez, we got your number.

House Bill passes to require ID at voting booths, despite Dems.

2006-09-21T11:39:00.000-05:00

Story

Oh how the libs give me a headache these days.

The House passed a bill today that would require people to show a photo ID when voting in the next presidential election. Why is this even a question?

Here’s how the voting broke down:

“The Federal Election Integrity Act was approved on a nearly party-line 228-196 vote. Republicans backed the bill 224-3, with three nonvoters; Democrats opposed it 192-4, with five nonvoters. They were joined in opposition by the House's one independent member.”

The libs said that this would stop old people and minorities (man they love those two groups) from voting as many of them did not have IDs and could not afford them. The republicans added a provision that these would then be provided for free. The libs didn’t care.

Why?

Because, this stops one of the largest section of Democratic voters from being able to vote, mainly the illegal immigrants. The liberals do not want any bill passed that can make the elections better. If that happens then what will they complain about when they lose.

"Show me the examples of the problem you're trying to solve," demanded Minority Whip Steny H. Hoyer, Maryland Democrat who accused Republicans of trying to appeal to the "fear and -- yes, perhaps -- the prejudices of people."

There we go, blaming the Republicans of being racists. That’s original.

Rep. John Lewis, Georgia Democrat, called the bill a "modern-day poll tax" and charged that the bill "is nothing less than voter suppression."

Yes, that’s correct. We are suppressing the vote of those people who do not have a right to vote in our country. Not like the liberals tried to suppress the military vote.

If they had there way they would open voting booths in Iran and Venezuela. Perhaps just let the UN nations vote on our leader and take it completely away from Americans.

The implication that this is a modern day poll tax is ludicrous and just another attempt to make the Republicans look racist. Just the same old bag of tricks. Unfortunately it will probably work as it has before. The liberals keep going back to it, the black people keep believing the republicans are out to get them, the old folks keep believing the republicans are out to get them and they keep voting in a socialist agenda.

This is why they do not have any ideas on what better to do for the country. They just continue to shoot down anything the republicans come up with, using lies and accusations to make themselves look as though they are the saviors of the poor.

Can’t the liberals be honest, just once?

Is THAT too much to ask for?

Peggy Fox is a left wing partisan hack!!!!!

2006-09-20T16:02:00.000-05:00

This is from a debate Wednesday between Sen. Allen and James Webb. A reporter from WUSA in Virginia, Peggy Fox, decided that she needed to know more about Sen. Allen’s mother and Jewish heritage. It is so obviously a liberal ploy to make him look bad. She wants to peg him as a Jew or a Jew hater. She doesn’t seem to care which, figuring she can take away some of his votes either way.

The first question she asks is about macaca and whether or not he learned that from his mother, who is from Tunisia. Dragging his mom into the political ring is just wrong, but wait she’s not done.

Here is the transcript of the question and answer session:

Fox: May I ask a follow up? Following the macaca episode, the Jewish press
published a story on the internet that explored your possible Jewish ancestry on
your mother's side. You've been quoted as saying your mother's not Jewish, but
it had been reported her father, your grandfather Felix, whom you were given
your middle name for, was Jewish. Could you please tell us whether your
forbearers include Jews, and if so, at which point Jewish identity might have
ended?

(Booing from the audience)

Allen: I'm glad you all have that, you have that reaction. You know
what our first freedom in this country was? Freedom of religion, where people's
rights are not enhanced or diminished on account of their religious beliefs.
Thomas Jefferson was the author of that. As we try to stand up a free and just
society, that's the first pillar of a free and just society. And to be getting
into what religion my mother is, I don't think it's relevant, whatever one
person believes, whatever their beliefs may be, is not relevant. So I'd like to
ask you, why is that relevant? My religion, Jim's religion, or the religion
beliefs of anyone out there. (applause)
My mother's French-Italian--

Fox: Honesty.

Allen:--with a little Spanish blood in her. And I was raised as she
was, as far as I know, raised as a Christian. But if you really need to get into
such matters--

Fox:--Honesty, that's all.

Allen: Oh, that's all? That's just all? We need, we need to get this
country together. And I respect your right to ask questions. But let's ask
questions about issues that really matter to people here, in Virginia, such as
how we're going to bring this country together, make us more secure, a land of
opportunity. And I'll tell you one other thing, preserve our foundational
values, and one of those values is freedom of religion and not making aspersions
about people because of their religious beliefs.

Wow!!! Is there really anything to be said about this?

Yeah, I guess so.

Let’s dissect her question:

“Following the macaca episode…” She makes sure to mention this “episode again although the last question dealt with it.

“…the Jewish press…” As opposed to the press, why does she feel it necessary to mention it as the Jewish press?

"…explored your possible Jewish ancestry on your mother's side. You've been quoted as saying your mother's not Jewish, but it had been reported her father, your grandfather Felix, whom you were given your middle name for, was Jewish…” You say your mother isn’t Jewish, but the Jewish press says her dad was… She implies he is lying about his Jewish past, perhaps he is ashamed of it….Perfect set-up to finally get to the question.

“…Could you please tell us whether your forbearers include Jews,…” Why she does this I don’t understand, except hoping he might deny it.

“…at which point Jewish identity might have ended?” Why oh why have you turned your back on the Jewish religion and the Jewish people, do you hate Israel? Is what she is really asking.

I think that Allen did a wonderful job of answering the question. I would have been more succinct.

“My mother, my religion, ain’t none of your damn business.”

I guess that’s why I am not running for office. Yet.

Time and Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

2006-09-20T10:58:00.000-05:00

Story

Scott McLeod of Time went to Cuba this week to interview Ahmadinejad. Why? Well can only speculate for the “Man of the Year” award.

Here are a few excerpts:

TIME: Do you feel any connection with President Bush, since he is also a religious man, a strong Christian?

Ahmadinejad: I've heard about that. But there are many things which take place and are inconsistent with the teachings of Jesus Christ in this world.

As opposed to the teachings of Mohammad which says to spread the word by the sword. I guess when the religion you follow allows you to do and say whatever, as long as you say in the name of Allah, you don’t have to learn the teachings of your own religion and can make flippant remarks like this.

TIME: Why do your supporters chant "Death to America"?

Ahmadinejad: When they chanted that slogan, it means they hate aggression, and they hate bullying tactics, and they hate violations of the rights of nations and discrimination. I recommended to President Bush that he can change his behavior, then everything will change.

Really? I always assumed that they meant they hated America. Bullying tactics? You mean like threatening all who will not bow down to be beheaded?

TIME: But if Americans shouted "Death to Iran," Iranians would feel insulted.

Ahmadinejad: If the government of Iran acted in such a way, then [the American people] have this right.

I think this question could be asked a lot better, for example, “But if the Pope quoted a 14th century source about what seems to be the main tenet of your religion, spread the religion by killing everyone, then Iranians would burn effigys, burn churches, and kill Jews.”

TIME: Have you considered that Iranian Jews are hurt by your comments denying that 6 million Jews were killed in the Holocaust?

Ahmadinejad: As to the Holocaust, I just raised a few questions. And I didn't receive any answers to my questions. I said that during World War II, around 60 million were killed. All were human beings and had their own dignities. Why only 6 million? And if it had happened, then it is a historical event. Then why do they not allow independent research?

TIME: But massive research has been done.

Ahmadinejad: They put in prison those who try to do research. About historical events everybody should be free to conduct research. Let's assume that it has taken place. Where did it take place? So what is the fault of the Palestinian people? These questions are quite clear. We are waiting for answers.

Do you hear that? That’s the coo-coo clock going off.

Jesse Jackson interveiws for Al-Jazeera

2006-09-18T14:20:00.000-05:00

Story.

Man. This guy cannot stay out of the press. What does he think he is going to accomplish by meeting with the terrorists, except give them quotes as to how horrible America is.

You made the list.

He toes the liberal line about the cause of terrorism being the US troops in Iraq. How we lied to go in there. How the Iraqis see us as an occupying force and they all hate us. How America makes it all worse by not negotiating with Hezbollah, Hamas, Syria, Iran and other terrorist organizations and countries.

But this is the part that gets me.

"The war has been a pretext to reduce civil liberties and basic freedoms. You have warlike powers, which mean you suspend freedoms. Then they plan wars based upon an unsound assumption. We have lost money, like $250 million a day, lives, between 2000 and 3000 Americans and 50,000 plus Iraqis, we have lost honour."

He said it. Instead of seeing the truth, which is we are bestowing liberties on other countries. We are fighting for democracy. We are giving people a chance to live in a place where they have rights. He says our rights are being taken away.

Which right have you lost Jesse?

The right to put down America to the enemy?

The right to speak against the government?

The right to rhyme while keeping your own people down?

Try and live in a muslim country where your right is to convert or die. Then lets discuss your freedoms again.

Pope invites discussion - Muslims burn effigy

2006-09-18T13:24:00.000-05:00

Pope Benedict invited Muslims on Tuesday to join a dialogue of cultures that agrees the concept of Islamic "holy war" is unreasonable and against God's nature.

Their reply:

The body of an Italian nun, Sister Leonella Sgorbati.

Can you feel the peace?

Pope's Statement VS The Mujahedeen Shura Council

2006-09-18T09:55:00.000-05:00

Story

Pope: "He said, I quote, 'Show me just what Muhammad brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached,'"

The Mujahedeen Shura Council:"We will break up the cross, spill the liquor and impose head tax, then the only thing acceptable is a conversion (to Islam) or (killed by) the sword."

So what are they upset about? He said they spread their faith by the sword, they said we spread our faith by the sword.

Then they shoot nuns in the back, burn churches and make more threats.

I almost feel sorry for them being filled with nothing but hatred. Almost.

Updated: More Pope hating...From the religion of Peace...

2006-09-18T07:33:00.000-05:00

Update #1: Well it is monday morning and the islamic militants are cranking up there rhetoric against the Pope, America, Israel and Germany.

"We shall break the cross and spill the wine ... God will (help) Muslims to conquer Rome ... (May) God enable us to slit their throats, and make their money and descendants the bounty of the mujahideen," said the statement, posted on Sunday on an Internet site often used by al Qaeda and other militant groups.

In related news Chirac said, "...we must avoid anything that excites tensions between peoples or between religions"

What a wuss. He doesn't understand that we DO NOT have to give in to their tactics of world domination, and if you do, it does not mean they will not kill you anyways. They are barbarians, mindless robots doing the bidding of the few EVIL men in power. They have no intelligence, no conscious and no soul. They are empty vessels being filled with hate by those who are supposed to be blessing them.

(Original Story)

These people are going crazy. Most of the islamic community is reminding me of a drunken high school boy trying to fight anyone. One thing I wonder that hasn't been brought up, is what about the relationships between say Iran and Venezuela? Iran being Islamic and Venezeula being primarily catholic. It would seem relations should be strained there, but instead these ignorant animals simply use it as another excuse to hate Americans and Europeans.

"We swear that we will destroy their cross in the heart of Rome ... and that their Vatican will be hit and wept over by the Pope," said Jaish al-Mujahideen (the Mujahideen's Army) in the statement, whose authenticity could not be confirmed.

Gunmen shot and killed an Italian nun at a children's hospital in Mogadishu on Sunday..."After serious injuries, she died in the hospital treatment room," doctor Ali Mohamed Hassan told Reuters. "She was shot three times in the back."

Palestinians wielding guns and firebombs attacked five churches in the West Bank and Gaza on Saturday, following remarks by Pope Benedict that angered many Muslims.

"Whoever offends our Prophet Mohammed should be killed on the spot by the nearest Muslim," Malin, a prominent cleric in the Somali capital, told worshippers at a mosque in southern Mogadishu.

There are those in the muslim community who think like a logical human being, proving that not all muslims are war mongering Neandertals, just like not all christians are catholic:

But the leader of Egypt's largest Islamic political group, the Muslim Brotherhood, told The Associated Press Sunday that "while anger over the Pope's remarks is necessary, it shouldn't last for long."
"While he is the head of the Catholic Church in the world, many Europeans are not following [the church] so what he said won't influence them. Our relations with Christians should remain good, civilized and cooperative," Mohammed Mahdi Akef said.

Unfortunately, I am sure I will be updating this today. The Pope has apologized, the muslims say it isn't enough, and so the the followers of Islam keep proving the Pope right.

USA censors Michael J. Fox

2006-09-16T12:26:00.000-05:00

So my wife was watching Back to the Future on USA, while I was drawing fangs on the Iranian president. It is one of her favorite movies and she knows it by heart.

So at some point she asks me a question. After realizing she is talking to me I ask her to repeat it.

"Why did they censor the word terrorist from the movie."

I gave her my best what are you talking about look and she explained. It probably makes more sense if you know the movie, but here goes.

There is a part in the movie where Michael J. Fox's character is writing a note to the crazy professor, warning him he is going to be shot by terrorists. My wife said that not only did they remove the sound bite of the word terrorist while he is doing the voice over, but they also blurred the written word on the letter he was writing.

Hmmmm. Why indeed?

So I sat down to watch a little more of it to see what else might be censored.

"Son of a Bitch". Nope not censored.
"Bastard". Nope not censored.

"Spook". Censored.

So once again my wife asks why they are censoring these words and not others.

I explain that they do not want to "upset" terrorists or black people.

"But what about the bitches and bastards?", she asks.

"I guess the left doesn't want to censor themselves."

Update #2: Cuba hosts evilpalooza 2006

2006-09-16T12:05:00.000-05:00

Story (Pictures from The Neocon Express)

Here are the pictures from backstage at the "We hate America Rally". Where everyone was just sitting around enjoying American drinks, American foods while wearing their American clothes and tipping the waiters with money they got from America.

"..so then I grabbed her butt"

"He did! I saw him"

"You the man!"

"Yes, her butt would belong to all the comrades. Note to self, grab butt for the revolution"

"You guys never invite me anywhere fun."

"No really guys. Does the parrot make me look gay?"

Stay tuned for more interesting updates as these legends of Anti-Americanism take the stage.

UPDATE #1: Before the summit Fidel is seen working with Raul on a dictatoral stance.

"How 'bout this Fidel?"

"NO,NO,NO. Napolean used that years ago. My god man. We're communists not Fwench!"

Update #2: Picture of Chavez during his speech.

Here Hugo Chavez is seen making shadow puppets during his speech. "And this one is Bush with a Hitler moustache."

Pope vs. Mamoud

2006-09-16T11:20:00.000-05:00

The picture on the left is currently circulating around pro al-quaeda websites. I am not sure where they continuously get the vampire imagings from, first it was Condi, then Bush, now the Pope.

Well two can play this silly game. The picture on the right is mine. Please feel free to distribute.

They are also bombing churches in the name of their peaceful religion.

(Picture from Michelle Malkin)

The NAM awards, brought to you from Cuba...

2006-09-16T09:44:00.000-05:00

In the first award of the evening, Hugo Chavez won for "Most likely to rub against your leg in public". Noone was surprised by his winning the award, as the dry cleaning bill triples for delegates after a meeting with Chavez.

Cindy Sheehan was quoted as saying, "Good for him, of course when he found out I was a woman he kinda backed off......hmmmm."

More awards coming as they are announced...

"Peaceful" Papal Protests???? - Updated

2006-09-16T08:00:00.000-05:00

Story

These guys are upset about what the Pope said while quoting another Pope.

Once again the Islamic community proves what many have been saying. They are not a community of peace, but a bunch of thugs and hoodlums.

They are so oppressed by the local dictatorships, living in abject poverity, crushed by so called religious leaders that scream rhetoric while living in multi-million dollar mansions, that the only "fun" they can have is burning things they disagree with.

Rosie O'Donnell said that there was no difference between them and christians. She just has to look at the pictures. How many times have we seen people being burned in effigy, flags of countries being burned, posters screaming for the deaths of all non-muslim people? Yet the left seems to ignore their actions or even worse to agree with them.

How many times have their leaders called us names? Described us as the "Great Satan"? Yet we have not rioted in the streets. We have not burned their people in effigy. Yet somehow we are the bad guys.

The worst part is even the Vatican is giving in and apologizing for what was said. Much like the many countries who caved in when the cartoos where published, or the UN gives in almost as quick as France to terrorist groups throughout the world.

Next time Mahmoud Ahmadinejad or one of the "religious" leaders in Iran says how bad the US is and how we need to bow before their greatness, I say we protest and burn him in effigy and call for the death of all Iranians while stomping on their flag.

I have to admit, it would be fun.

UPDATE: Wow this thing is getting further and further out if control. Now they are looking to kill the Pope in Turkey. I thought Turkey was supposed to be "moderate" islamic soceity. Then again only killing the Pope and not screaming Jihad against all Catholica is probably as "moderate" as the animals come.

Here are some good links for the situation:

Michelle Malkin
Fox News
The Hindu Times

I love how disorganized they seem to be in their statements. In one article they are demanding an unconditional apology, in another they are screaming that an apology is not enough. They scream for the Pope to be killed. They scream that they are misunderstood. They scream that the world is trying to hold them down.

I think they just like to hear themselves scream.

This is what I would like to hear the Pope say,"You know what. Screw these little Islamic bastards. No matter what i say or do they are gonna scream. I am not sorry for what I said. I spoke the truth. So get your burquas out of your ass and shut up."

Probably won't happen. But one can hope can't they?

Rosie O'donnell says Christians as bad as Islamic Fascists

2006-09-14T10:21:00.000-05:00

Story

Man the list just keeps getting longer.

Rosie O'donnell, that mastermind of all things political, said, "Radical Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam in a country like America where we have separation of church and state."

WHAT?????

Even the other hosts of the View where surprised at her statement. They replied with the obvious,

"There's that difference. This group is threatening to kill us," Behar said.

And Hasselback, appearing surprised, said, "We are not bombing ourselves here in the country."

Good for them.

It continues to amaze how the far left keeps trying to relate Fundamental Christianity with Fascist Islamists. I take that back, the left hates chrisitans much more. It's as though they just can't seem to get the difference between them. There out-right hatred of all things having to do with God blinds them to the truth.

Sure there is some nutjobs who go to far by shooting abortionists (that's all the liberals can come up with), but that's a few people. Compare it to the tens of thousands of children who are brought up in a soceity of hatred. Compare a lone "christian" sniper with hundreds of people with bombs strapped on their chest.

And what happens to the sniper? He is caught and imprisoned, brought to justice. Vilified by the country, as he should be.

And what happens to the terrorists? They are glorified as saints and martyrs. Practically worshipped by millions of people and the governments of nations.

See the difference?

Christians are brought up to love one another.

Islamic Fascists arebrought up to kill anyone who cannot be converted to their radical beliefs.

See the difference?

Christians do not run the government and FORCE people t o follow the tenets of christianity or die.

Islamic Fascists take away the rights of all its people (except those in charge, who seem to be quite wealthy) according to their particular brand Islam, and KILLS those who question it.

See the difference?

Probably not. The left is too blinded by their own hatreds to see the truth.

Luckily, NOONE, listens to people like O'donnell, except herself and other left-wingers who days are long past.

Lynne Stewart - I never knew you...

2006-09-13T06:36:00.000-05:00

I got this story from Something...and half of something.

I read it early this morning as I was going through the blogroll, and I instantly felt the need to let others know.

She is a terrorist, plain and simple. She tries to hide behind "freedoms" which she fights to take away from Americans and give to those who would do us harm.

She is the poster child for liberalism being called a "disease".

"To rid ourselves of the entrenched, voracious type of capitalism that is in this country that perpetuates sexism and racism, I don't think that can come nonviolently." Lynne Stewart

Lets see what kind of sexism you find in the middle east. Personally I think a burqua could do nothing but help her looks.

Hey Lynne, you made the list.

Here is some more interesting info on her:

Wikipedia

Discover the Networks

She is being sentenced for her crimes against America, lets be diligent in letting the judge know how we feel.....Here are the addresses:

The Judge's address is:
Honorable John G. Koeltl
United States District Judge
Southern District of New York
United States Courthouse500 Pearl Street
New York, New York 10007

Briefly say who you are and discuss yourself - your position in work and in society. State that you are aware that Lynne is to be sentenced following a jury verdict of guilty on charges of crimes against America. Tell the Judge why you believe she should be made an example of, and not given any leniency whatsoever. Feel free to remind the Judge of who she is by using the quotes above.

Send a copy of your letter to the lawyers who prosecuted Lynn, so they can present them all to the Judge at sentencing time, they will have the maximum impact as he considers the matter:

Joseph E. Bianco, Esq.
Christopher T. Morvillo, Esq.
Assistant United States Attorneys
Southern District of New York
United States Attorney's Office
One St. Andrews Plaza
New York, NY 10007

If you have a blog post this....

If you have a freind e-mail them...

Call your congressman...

It is important that those who would use our freedoms against us should lose theirs.

Thanks again to Something...and Half of Something for bringing this to our attention.

Censorship in America - Brought to you by the left.

2006-09-09T11:03:00.000-05:00

Where is the ACLU?
Where are the artists?
Where are our freindly left-winged actors/actresses?
Where is the media?

As the left attempts to impose its form of censorship, these often vocal communities seem to be missing. They scream that they should be allowed to say whatever they want (lies are not) as long as they are beating on the president, but when someone creates a DRAMA, that may show their messiah (Clinton) in a bad (however proper) light, they are seemingly mute.

After Rather ran with obviously false documents about President Bush they said, "Well, the documents may be fake, but what they say is probably true, so it's alright." These where documents brought forth on the nightly news as fact. What the libs are fighting now is a docudrama, a tv show, created to get rankings. Yet, they cannot deal with it.

Crucifixes in urine? It's OK, we'll even use tax payer money for it.

The Virgin Mary in elephant dung? Sure, put it in a museum.

Fake papers against the president? No problem.

Movie about the assissnation of President Bush? We'll take two copies.

Docudrama based loosely on information about 9/11 which makes Clinton look like the fool he is? Oh no. We will threaten the network with sanctions, we will imply we may not renew their license. We will come down on them harder than we ever went after terrorists.

The left seems to think it has all the answers to what should and should not be censored. They feel as though they have the moral ground to pronounce what is right and wrong. They think their masses of poor people which they have fought for so long to keep down will blindly follow them in their cave of censorship. Unfortunately, they may be right.

The other MSM outlets seem loathe to investigate to far into this, and I don;t blame them. For they to are going against the very people who give the licenses for them to broadcast, their very livelyhood is in jeopardy by a bunch a self-serving meglomaniacs worries that the country might finally see the truth of their corruption during the Clinton era.

I fear that this is only the beginning, especially if they come into power in 59 days. If we allow them to get away with this then how much longer until all we see is state sponsored propaganda. The papers have already been brought in line, most news agencies, how much longer do the bloggers have until we are arrested for expressing views contrary to their beleifs like they are in China.

Pray my friends.

Pray I am wrong about this.

Pray the PEOPLE will actually see the full implication of their petty censorship and its long lasting effects.

Pray for America, that we can stay the land of the free.

Criminals get away due to language barrier - Immigration problems.

2006-09-05T11:56:00.000-05:00

Story

There has been much discussion about the “rights” of immigrants, both legal and illegal. This just focuses on one of the issues, the English language. Many people complain that it is not “fair” for those from other countries to have to learn our language, and that we should be “required” to learn theirs. How many jobs have you seen advertised lately requiring you to be bi-lingual?

Criminals were able to get away with robbing the store because the person could not speak English. The story does not say what nationality they were originally, but it doesn’t matter. They all should have to learn English as part of their immigration.

For those that want to force businesses to run immigration, then all employees MUST pass a basic English screening. They check for drugs, credit, criminal past and other things, why not make a basic English check. My guess is, if they can’t pass that then they probably aren’t supposed to be here.

You should also have to pass an English test to get ANY government aid. Why should I pay for people who:

a) Are not supposed to be here…
b) Are not even working while here…
c) Do not speak English…

Unfortunately none of these things will happen. The liberals simply want to USE the immigrants as a voting base by promising them whatever they want to get votes. The republicans have decided to drop immigration and focus on national security (neither party seems to realize the two are entwined).

With the government staying out of the immigration issue, is it any wonder the people have taken it upon themselves to protect the nation. If we don’t, people like Castro will continue to come across the border.

SotD - Isaiah 1:2-4

2006-09-05T11:08:00.000-05:00

Hear, O heavens! Listen, O earth! For the Lord has spoken: “I reared children and brought them up, but they have rebelled against me. The ox knows his master, the donkey his owner’s manager, but Israel does not know, my people do not understand. Ah, sinful nation, a people loaded with guilt, a brood of evildoers, children given to corruption! They have forsaken the Lord; they have spurned the Holy One of Israel and turned their backs on him. Isaiah 1:2-4

Salt Lake City Mayor leads protest against American Legion

2006-08-30T17:00:00.000-05:00

Story

I can understand the mayor allowing a protest. I can even allow for a mayor to go to a protest. But actually organizing the protest in his own town, seems way over the line.

We shouldn’t be too surprised that Mayor Rocky Anderson would do exactly that though. He has accused the President of lying and called the President a "complete disaster."

"No more God-is-on-our-side religious nonsense," Anderson said at the rally, absorbing waves of cheers and applause from the thousands of protesters as he called Bush a "dishonest, war-mongering, human-rights violating president."

They actually voted for this guy. Luckily, there is no way someone such as this will get any further along the political track. After his mayoralship, he can join Cindy Sheehan, (who cited health reasons for not showing up, pretty bad when you even make her sick.)

These are some of the people he brought together.

Same guy different sign

Hmmmm. Condi as a Vampire? I wonder where this clever man gets his ideas?
(Click for bigger picture!)

Oh yeah. Just ask the peace loving Hezbollahs about her. They have a keen insight.

Michelle Malkin has some more info HERE

SotD - Isaiah 1:1

2006-08-30T07:54:00.000-05:00

The vision concering Judah and Jerusalem that Isaiah son of Amoz saw during the reigns of Uzziah, Jotham, Ahaz and Hezekiah, kings of Judah. - Isaiah 1:1

Liberals have fewer funds than ideas

2006-08-28T17:13:00.000-05:00

The libs are up in arms about the lack of funding coming in from 527’s this mid-term election. Especially their old friend George Soros, who is running away from donating quicker than the dems run from the issues.

Chicago Congressman Rahm Emanuel, who leads the Democrats' efforts to retake the House and Senate, is criticizing two of his party's leading allies - George Soros and MoveOn.org - for spending too little on the midterm elections.
“MoveOn goes into four districts, advertises, does a great job in each of those districts, and they literally moved on.”

I wonder why? It could be that despite the enormous amounts of money pored into the campaigns, they still loss. Now we all have to remember that 527’s and the political parties they sponsor are not allowed to strategize with each other. Yet Emanuel acts as though they are a big part of the dems strategy.

I guess he will have to fall back on the far-left bloggers that helped Lamont win a primary.

This shows that the libs are relying on a very small part of their base. When two (yes just two) groups fold up their tents and go home the libs are ripping them in the press.

I love to watch the libs fight among themselves. They are continually alienating those who vote for them and those who pay for them.

I guess hope flows endlessly, unfortunately for the dems, Soros’ pockets don’t.

U(seless)N head demands Hezbollah to free captives

2006-08-28T14:17:00.000-05:00

Annan Demands Hezbollah Free Israelis

Way to go Coffee or Kofi or Fifi....

Annan said he was renewing his "call for the abducted soldiers to be free," and
urged Hezbollah to transfer them to the Lebanese government "or a third party"
under the auspices of the international Red Cross.
"We, the U.N., will be
prepared to play a role if we are required to do so. And I offer our services,"
he said.

What? Could you repeat that?

"We, the U.N., will be prepared to play a role if we are required to do so.
And
I offer our services," he said.

Isn’t the U(seless)N supposed to be running this show? They are the ones
signing papers and shuffling papers and begging for people to go to
Lebanon.

Annan also urged Israel to lift its blockade on Lebanon. "I'm working with them
and a number of international partners to see to it that this is done," he
said.

Oh, now I understand. He is working with Israel and others to “see to it that this is done”. But if Hezbollah WANTS to do something then he is available.

I am sure Noz still has his number.

Jimmy Carter claims Tony Blair is Bush monkey

2006-08-28T12:07:00.000-05:00

Now Jimmy blames Britain being in Iraq on Bush.

"It's a shameful and pitiful state of affairs, and I hold your British prime minister to be substantially responsible for being so compliant and subservient," Carter said.

Jimbo basically says that British Prime Minister Tony Blair is a puppet of Bush. My how this mans mind works is beyond.

He just cannot believe that someone else saw the facts as they were and made a decision based on them. Then kept his promise and carried it out.

I know this is a hard concept Herr Carter, but please try to understand that not all people are cynical, ineffectual bastards such as you. There is not always a sinister plan behind what happens. People are not always saying things trying to hide how Bush was somehow involved in every evil thing that ever happened.

Sometimes, people tell the truth, do the right thing and what you see is what you get. I know it isn’t as exciting as this fantasy world you are trying to create, but please, for all our sake, get back on the meds.

Sen. Biden proud of slave state heritage

2006-08-28T11:39:00.000-05:00

(Story)

"You don't know my state," he said. "My state was a slave state.”

This was in response on how well he would do in the Democratic Primary for president in the southern states.

Exactly how does he think that will help him? Does he think that fact that his state is was a slave state will somehow endear him to southerners? And which southerners is he trying to get?

The liberal party has always touted the fact that they “help” the black community with their socialist agenda (though we all know it is simply a ways to keep them in poverty and under the democrats control), yet, when it might help him in an election he pulls out this fact as though it is something to be proud about. He said this while traveling through South Carolina.

A few days earlier, he was encouraging support for historically black colleges in Greenville. (Story)

This shows the how many democrats campaign and unfortunately vote. They attempt to say whatever is needed to keep them in office, instead of following their principles.

Senator Obama visits Africa

2006-08-27T15:41:00.000-05:00

Sen. Obama visits poor in Nairobi slum

"Everybody in Kibera needs the same opportunities to go to school, to start businesses, to have enough to eat, to have decent clothes," he said over a megaphone as hundreds of cheering people surrounded him.

What about your voters back home?

A Growing Poverty Trend Earns Illinois the Unfavorable Distinction of Being the Worst in the Midwest

I appreciate his caring for other countries and other people, but shouldn’t he be taking care of Americans first? Shouldn’t he be taking care of those people who voted him into office?

"I love all of you, my brothers _ all of you, my sisters" Obama told them. "I want to make sure everybody in American knows Kibera. That's why we have all the news crews."

Really? The news crews are their to educate us Americans about them, or maybe they are their because you saw it as a good photo-op.

I’m sure the people back in Illinois appreciate the sentiment.

Once again a liberal’s action speaks louder than his words. And once again a liberal has put other people and other countries ahead of America.

Feds optimistic that New Orleans is storm-ready

2006-08-27T15:21:00.000-05:00

Feds optimistic that New Orleans is storm-ready

Really?

"The levees are back to where they were pre-Katrina, and they're on their way to being the best, better and stronger then they have ever been.”

This said by Don Powell, President Bush's Gulf Coast coordinator. Well if they are pre-Katrina then they are NOT ready. The fact that they are on the way "to being the best" implies they are NOT ready.

Of course, Katrina is back in the news with the approaching anniversary and the development of a new storm, Ernesto, which may or may not even being head towards New Orleans.

“The U.S. Army Corps, which says it repaired and reinforced 220 miles of levee walls, has been closely monitoring the storm, which could hit soon after the anniversary of Katrina.” (From USA Today story)

That’s all fine and good, but I don’t think it begins to solve the bigger problem that affected New Orleans. Sure the storm was bad, the flooding was horrible, but Nagin trying to run the city from Dallas is unforgivable. The local government is where the real failure took place.

By this time we have all seen the pictures of school buses sitting parked. The fact it took Governor Blanco days to ask for federal help. The lack of any sort of actual disaster plans for the city.

Though they have tried to put all the blame on the federal government, city and state are really to blame. After spending years busing poor people to the polls to stay in power, Nagin was unable to bus people out of danger. I wonder how it would have been if it had been an election year?

Until we get these people out of office, New Orleans will never be “storm-ready”.

(Originally posted at KP Cubed - LA)

U(seless)N still unable to gete troops to Lebanon

2006-08-25T09:44:00.000-05:00

France now says that 15,000 troops are too many. I’ll remind you, they helped draft the August 11 Security Council resolution that called for the troops. They then said they would only send 200 troops, despite their promises of more. So two weeks after the resolution, the
U(seless)N is still trying to get people to go.

“The number was "completely excessive", Chirac told a news conference with German Chancellor Angela Merkel in Paris. "It doesn't really make sense. So what is the right number, 4,000, 5,000 or 6,000? I don't know," he said. (I'll remind you again, THEY helped draft the resolution.)

So Chirac, what do you know?

Chirac said the blockade was "extremely prejudicial to the economy and life in Lebanon, and in my view quite unjustified".

This in response to Israel saying they would continue to stop Syria (Iran Jr) from re-arming Hezbollah, until the U(seless)N troops where in place.

Is that really surprising that Israel would continue to protect itself? They have been saying it all along. They have not wavered from it. The only people backing out of promises are the French.

They wanted so bad to be thought of as a world power, but didn’t realize they would have to actually back up what they said.

Not to be outdone in their lack of understanding about the situation in the Middle East, German Chancellor Angela Merkel said, "At the moment we are seeing some very unconstructive signals from Syria.”

What did they expect?

The U(seless)N still thinks that writing something down fixes the problem. When will they learn?

Mayor Nagin Disses New York and 9/11

2006-08-25T08:52:00.000-05:00

(Originally posted at KP Cubed-LA)

Mayor “Chocolate City” Nagin Disses NYC for 9/11

In an interview with CBS Mayor Nagin says, “"That’s alright. You guys in New York can’t get a hole in the ground fixed and it’s five years later. So let’s be fair."

This after being asked about, “… flood-damaged cars in the street and a house washed partially into the street.”

There has been much talk recently about New Orleans lackluster performance in the rebuilding process, or even the clean-up process as compared to Mississippi or those affected by the tsunami. With the 5th anniversary of 9/11 coming, I don’t think he could have used a worse analogy. More people died in the attacks on the towers than died in New Orleans, yet Nagin makes a comment which only shows his inability to do anything. Instead of defending what has been done or coming forward with what his administration is doing to change the facts, he lashes out at New York.

His frustration is understandable. Living in a corrupt city within a corrupt state can really tie your hands, especially when you have them both in one cookie jar or another. Maybe after the Mayoral election, New Orleans will have the leadership she deserves as one of the finest cities in the world, or at least someone with less embarrassing quotes.

With his main core of voters driving the crime rate in Houston up, I don’t think we have to worry about another term. Luckily, Nagin does not speak for the citizens of New Orleans that are trying to rebuild, despite the governments help, but I think I speak for most of New Orleans when I say,

“SHUT THE HELL UP RAY!!!!!”

Shreveport Bus Driver Racist?

2006-08-24T12:10:00.000-05:00

(This post was originally posted at KP Cubed-LA)

Woohoo. We made the Drudge Report. Oh wait. It’s for supposed racist behavior.

The Shreveport Times reported Thursday that, “Nine black children attending Red River Elementary School were directed last week to the back of the school bus by a white driver who designated the front seats for white children.”

Wow. I don’t know what to say about that. Yes, I do. NOTHING.

There are no facts out in the case yet. We have heard nothing from those investigating the bus driver, yet already the NAACP is condemning the ENTIRE school district as racist. I have no doubt that Jesse and Al are on their way here as I write this. And with them and their rhyming tirades, we will lose sight of what happened. Regardless of what the final outcome of the story is or any mitigating circumstances, the story has been written. Shreveport will be branded racist.

With the tiny attention span of the public and the agenda driven reporting of news agencies, there will be little follow up to the actual story. However, I can guarantee that the Black mayoral candidates will make this the number one issue in the election. Warning all black people that by voting for a white person, they are sending their own kind back 60 years.

Might as well get the pack out, the race card is coming.

Shreveport Mayoral Race

2006-08-23T12:49:00.000-05:00

Ok. So the race is set. We have 11, yes 11, people running for Mayor here in Shreveport. It seems to be a fairly diverse group, including different races, genders, economic backgrounds, and experience. Most of these people I have never heard of, some of them, like Ed Bradley, I have heard of too much (his talking points on the TV where horrible).

So if I had to vote today, I would have no idea about any of them. I am assuming there are other people out there like me, so let’s do a little research together about each candidate. If I miss (or misrepresent) any info about someone, PLEASE let me know. I want this to be as factual as I can make. Also, if there are specific issues you want to know about, let me know that too. Hopefully we can collect enough data to make a truly informed decision, no matter our politics.

I will be updating this often as I collect more information.

Here are the candidates:

Arlena Acree – current city economic development director - Republican
Vernon Adams – Retied banker - Republican
Madjun Ali - ? – No party affiliation
Ed Bradley – former TV executive - Democrat
Cedric Glover – State representative - Democrat
Jerry Jones – Attorney - Republican
Max Malone – State Senator - Republican
Liz Swaine – Former Mayoral Assistant - Democrat
Wilson McMullan - ? – No party affiliation
Henry Hodge-Bey – drug and acohol counselor – No party affiliation
Tim Goeders - film- and movie-production company owner - Republican

There you have it. I included websites where possible.

Let the research begin. By the way here is a poll about the race already. I know nothing about the actual accuracy of it, but it does show Jerry Jones with a good lead. However, from what I have read, noone thinks a candidate will get enough votes and most people are planning on a run off in November.

Thomas Frank is a rube!!!!

2006-08-22T23:18:00.000-05:00

G.O.P. Corruption? Bring In the Conservatives

Thomas Frank is a lying, self-centered, gun for hire of the liberal party.

What an idiot!!!! He is basically saying that more government is a good thing. Anyone that actually works for living and sees their W2’s would have to disagree.

“The true scoffer demands sterner stuff, though, and in the cold light of economic science he can see that government is not merely susceptible to corruption; government is corruption, a vile profaning of the market-most-holy in which some groups contrive to swipe the property of other groups via taxation and regulation.”

DUH!!!!

The socialist (read democratic) party is doing that exactly. Taking property from people because they can make more taxes from their friends business.

Government is way out of control, whether Liberals or Conservatives. Both have been BOUGHT by contributors to their campaigns. Let’s look at Lamont. He won a Primary because of a single issue. Not one that would help create jobs, not one that would even bring socialist medicine, but purely on the fact that Lieberman backed the war. That’s it. Ask him about the tax relief he has gotten from the ‘evil’ conservatives while making his millions. Well that’s not an issue for him as it puts money in his pocket.

Come on….

He ran not on anything that the he believes in, but on something that the far leftist bloggers thought was important from their seats of power drinks and chocolate bars. As long as those running for power base all their decisions on purely what gets them money and elections, nothing will change. All politicians can be bought.

By blaming all corruption on the conservatives he shows his absolute disregard of the facts and his obvious agenda. It makes one question who bought him off.

“The ideas I am describing are basic building blocks of the conservative faith.”

Or liberal. The liberals may believe they are of the people, but their ideas do nothing more than enslave the lower class. They want to do away with the middle class all together. They want those in government that are rich and those they keep poor with their socialist agenda.

Look at New Orleans. Look at any inter-city. The programs brought forth by Libs do nothing but keep the poor down, and take more money from the rich, while giving themselves raises so they stay in the latter group. Give it up.

The conservatives and the current government may not be perfect, but at least I have a chance of living the American dream. With your silly ideas, I have to rely on your poll based socialist ideas.

I think I will trust myself.

Hezzabollah and Iran Counterfeiting?

2006-08-22T15:47:00.000-05:00

Ok. So I seem a little late on this this afternoon. So here’s the basic scoop. Many people believe the money being used to rebuild Lebanon by Hezbollah is fake. I wouldn’t put it past any of them. Here are the many links with pics.

Michelle Malkin

Snapped Shot

Little Green Footballs

Hot Air

Those pages have many updates and links to other pages.

Like I said, I don’t have any problem believing the money may be fake. I know for a fact the pictures are staged, as Hezbollah is very media savvy. Unfortunately, some of the jumps made so far are a little to far. For example the pics showing the seal in different spots. Here are 4 bills I took out of my freezer stash:

Notice the seal is different in each. The signature is also different so I grabbed a large sampling and the seal is in different place even amongst ones with the same signatures.

What does it mean? Who knows. I have no problem believing that Iran can put its hands on the money. They are trying to be very "clever"using American money as opposed to Lebanese currency. Updates as I find them.

Steorn Breaks the Law

2006-08-20T11:09:00.000-05:00

….of thermodynamics. Free Energy

A Dublin based internet company has evidently figured out how to create “free energy” while playing with magnets and windmills.

They decided the best way to let the world know was by taking out an ad in the Economist, that journal of scientific integrity. "We chose it over a purely scientific magazine simply because we want to make the general public aware that this process is about to commence and to generate public support, awareness, interest etc for what we are doing." The ad basically challenges for 12 physicists to prove them wrong. I think the key word in the quote is “support", as in monetary.

"We fully accept there is going to be cynicism surrounding this but what we're saying to the world of science is come and prove us wrong," said Steorn Chief Executive Sean McCarthy

Cynicism? How about laugh out loud disbelief.

Though breakthroughs in science have been made by accident in the past, this whole set-up smells to me. It seems more like an attempt to get investors than anything.

Let’s look at their website.

When you first arrive they want you to “sign up” with your e-mail address to receive the results. Though they promise to never sell it that does not stop them from using it internally, and the promise is just set out there, I did not see a privacy policy. Remember, they started out as an internet company. What better way to develop a list of e-mail addresses for later sales use.

They also state, “Our technology has been independently validated by engineers and scientists - always off the record, always proven to work.”
Always off the record? Why? Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this?

If you look at their Press Releases section, it has 4 items; all dated the same day, including one about a Christmas party.

The whole set-up is way to slick an ad campaign, even down to the part were they will give the technology away for free to poor third world countries.

If you say can run a car or phone or whatever off this thing forever, then do it. Until then, I’ll stay cynical.

As a side note on the Reuters story, “The concept of "free energy" -- which contradicts the first law of thermodynamics that in layman's terms states you cannot get more energy out than you put in -- has divided the scientific community for centuries.” I wasn’t aware of the great thermodynamic law divide. You may want to put a little more research into your stories than you do your pictures.

Andrew Young: Racist or Realist?

2006-08-20T08:44:00.000-05:00

Andrew Young in an interview with the Los Angeles Sentinel, an African-American newspaper, said, “Well, I think they should; they ran the 'mom-and-pop' stores out of my neighborhood," he told the Sentinel, the oldest and largest black-owned weekly newspaper in the West."But you see those are the people who have been overcharging us — selling us stale bread, and bad meat and wilted vegetables. And they sold out and moved to Florida. I think they've ripped off our communities enough. First it was Jews, then it was Koreans and now it's Arabs, very few black people own these stores." , this in response to a question about replacing mom and pop stores in neighborhoods with Wal-mart, who he worked for.

Racist? Yes.

Helpful? No.

Insightful? Only about him.

A very good article is here. It describes the fact he was removed from the UN after calling the British the original racists. Though I have also read it was because of an un-authorized secret meeting with the PLO (this article by the NYT is actually pretty good and seems to be lacking the usual slant).

Evidently he believes, as many African-American leaders do that racism is a one-way street, and ONLY African-Americans can be the recipient of it. In his defense he did apologize and resign, but it will be interesting to see if there is any real outcry about it, or as so often happens, he is given a pass.

Doomsday for Israel????

2006-08-20T07:17:00.000-05:00

(I moved this to its own post from the roundup)

Doomsday for Israel?

Do a search for "Night of the Sira’a and Miira'aj". The basic thought is the 21st -22nd is a very special day for Islam. That is the day that Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has said he would answer the U(seless)N on their nuclear program. Some people think that with his continuing threats against Israel, his obvious instability, and the “illuminating the night sky over Jerusalem” comment, he is planning on a nuclear attack.

Update. Looks as though Iran is attempting to explain troop movement to the rest of the world? War games or war on Israel?

Update 2. Now they are testing missiles. Though the missiles range is not far enough to reach Israel, I do find it interesting that the are called "lightning". Lightning does illuminate the night sky. Fired from Lebanon, they would reach deep into Israel.

(UPDATED) Curse of the Unamed Sources

2006-08-20T07:02:00.000-05:00

I am going to start keeping track of how many "unamed sources" are used in articles. Starting with this one.

Officials: U.S. blocked missiles to Hezbollah

What troubles me most is this statement, "...They did not want their names used because they were not authorized to discuss the incident."

Then why were they discussing it. Isn't that illegal?
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Official: Government won't enter church

The official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because it is against ICE policy to discuss operational matters, said the Arellano case carries "no more priority than any of the other 500,000 fugitives nationally."

He should be put in jail then for discussing it.

Weekly Roundup (Updated)

2006-08-19T13:56:00.000-05:00

Stories I marked during the week, but never got to writing about.

China’s UN Ambassador Asks the US to Shut Up

Not so much “asks” as warns that we had better. If you ever start to question what it would be like to live in Communist China, just remember this quote by Sha Zukang, the Chinese ambassador to UN,

“It is not a question of how big Taiwan is. Each centimeter of Chinese land is more important to us than lives of our soldiers.”

Can you feel the love?
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Liberals eat their own

The poor libs, they worked so hard to get Lamont elected in a primary that it is going to cost them a seat. Now they are threatening Lieberman if he does not fall into step with their anti-war agenda.

Hey Libs, you where the one who made it a single issue race in the primary; you’ll just have to live with the consequences of a race that is voted in by more than just Bush hater’s.

Update. They are threatening their own people with sanctions. Best line in the story:
"...That is not democracy, that is not diversity." Kathleen Sullivan, the chairman of the Democratic Party in New Hampshire, about the democrats changes.

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Doomsday for Israel?

Do a search for "Night of the Sira’a and Miira'aj". The basic thought is the 21st -22nd is a very special day for Islam. That is the day that Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has said he would answer the U(seless)N on their nuclear program. Some people think that with his continuing threats against Israel, his obvious instability, and the “illuminating the night sky over Jerusalem” comment, he is planning on a nuclear attack.

Update. Looks as though Iran is attempting to explain troop movement to the rest of the world? War games or war on Israel?

U(seless)N cries, "HELP US"

2006-08-18T20:37:00.000-05:00

Story.

The completely impotent U(seless)N is begging nations to help with the Hezbollah situation. "We are weak and can only write things on paper that have no force!!!!", said an, "UNNAMED SOURCE".

How sad the once powerful U(seless)N has fallen so far? A once loved,

20/20 story

and admired force is no longer a viable solution to the world. With no Oil in Lebanon, and with Iran handling all weapons for the Hezbollahs (the french won't make a dime), countries are pulling out of the peace agreement they fought for. Luckily, Koffi has an ace up his sleeve.

Surely this man who has weathered the Oil For Food scandal and the rape of hundreds of people can pull them through. The Blue Helmets will find some way to show there presence besides leaving children fathered by rape behind!

Michael Moore stars in Iraqi propaganda film

2006-08-18T12:15:00.000-05:00

Iraqi group uses Michael Moore film to mock Bush

Headline pretty much says it all. Michael, you made the list.

"After all, there are honest and influential guys in America and if Mr Moore can talk to you like that, so can I," the Rashedeen narrator says.

I think this brings out a good point. One that seems to never be noticed by the Michael Moore types and the terrorists who use his anti-American propaganda.

Mr. Moore does have the right to say things like that. Why? Because he lives in America, where we have rights.

He isn't from a country that requires the women to keep their heads covered.

He isn't from a country that kills each other because the believe different tenets of the same religion.

He isn't from a country that kills each other because they live in different states.

He isn't from a country that straps bombs to their teenage children to die.

He isn't even from a country that would kill or torture him because of his speech.

Somehow I believe the irony is lost on al Qaeda.

French run before even getting to Lebanon

2006-08-18T12:03:00.000-05:00

French Offer Few Troops for U.N. Effort in Lebanon

Wow. What a surprise!!! France has finally figured out it is easier to not go to war than go and run away. As the main backer of the U(seless)N resolution, most people thought France would send a large compliment of soldiers to help defend Southern Lebanon. Which goes to show how ignorant the U(seless)N really is. France is only looking at sending 200 troops to the area; this number is cut in half as it takes two Frenchmen to fire a single rifle.

One to shoot, one to hide.

Jimmy Carter says OK to forget holocaust!!!!!!

2006-08-17T13:42:00.000-05:00

Story.

This is an interview he did with Spiegel.

Let’s go through this interview and give a few excerpts from Jimmy Carter. Once again these are comments made to a foreign newspaper, and yet he has the gall to say it is Bush’s fault that the world hates us, if he would shut his hypocritical pie hole maybe we could get some traction back, but with asses like him spouting the same anti-American slogans that the terrorists scream as they behead innocent people…….

But I digress, we’ll get to that.

When asked if comments he had made earlier suggested, “….that the current US administration of George W. Bush of acting immorally?”

He dodged by saying, “There's no doubt that this administration has made a radical and unpressured departure from the basic policies of all previous administrations including those of both Republican and Democratic presidents.”

What? How does that answer the question? Get off your liberal talking points and answer the question. “unpressured”? I know you are old, but 9/11 kinda put pressure on us all.

“Our country always had a policy of not going to war unless our own security was directly threatened and now we have a new policy of going to war on a preemptive basis.”

Yes, that means kill them BEFORE they ram airplanes into more buildings. He then rips on separation of church and state, he doesn’t say what the problem he has is, just, “…which I describe in the book.” Oh, this is a book tour interview. Followed by basic justice which, “…..I described in the book.”

He is then asked, “You also mentioned the hatred for the United States throughout the Arab world which has ensued as a result of the invasion of Iraq. Given this circumstance, does it come as any surprise that Washington's call for democracy in the Middle East has been discredited?”

Well the first part isn’t so much a question, but a statement, maybe German interviews are differe……Nevermind, our MSM people do it too. Ok back to the answers.

He says he thinks things are worse with, “….the United States supporting and encouraging Israel in its unjustified attack on Lebanon.”

What? Unjustified? HMMM…What am I starting to smell here, maybe a little anti-Semitism creeping into the conversation? I know your thinking, but Israel was attacked first! This is so obvious even the interviewer figures out to ask it.

“I don't think that Israel has any legal or moral justification for their massive bombing of the entire nation of Lebanon. What happened is that Israel is holding almost 10,000 prisoners, so when the militants in Lebanon or in Gaza take one or two soldiers, Israel looks upon this as a justification for an attack on the civilian population of Lebanon and Gaza. I do not think that's justified, no.”

Let me flip through the book here…one sec…..here it is, page 157 in the Hezbollah answers guide, “They have 10,000 of our peace loving, bridge building, supercallifragilistic(sp?) people. We just wanted 2 of their hate-mongering anti-Islamic bastards.” I see someone has been studying the jihadist manual.

He is then asked if the US is still important for mid-east peace.

“This administration has not attempted at all in the last six years to negotiate or attempt to negotiate a settlement between Israel and any of its neighbors or the Palestinians.”

Quick question dodge then there we go back on the anti-Bush rantings. Have you ever notice that Liberals love to mention Bush One when ripping into the President. As though that somehow makes it all right, “No I am not a liberal Bush hater, I mentioned his father’s name.” Actually, the UN was supposed to be enforcing the paperwork for the area.

He is then asked about possible solutions (This was done before the U(seless)N resolution.)

“….And I think they should declare an immediate cease-fire on both sides, Hezbollah said they would comply, I hope Israel will comply….”

Well the terrorists said they would do it, and we know we can trust them, if only those sneaky Jews would do it too. The smell is getting stronger!!

Asked about German soldiers participating in a peacekeeping mission, ”... even with their history?”

“Yes. That would be certainly satisfactory to me personally, and I think most people believe that enough time has passed so that historical facts can be ignored.”

There’s the smell, good and strong now. “…historical facts can be ignored.” So we can just ignore the holocaust? How much time needs to pass to just ignore 9/11, or 7/7? This single statement completely suns up the liberals entire point of….

IGNORE THE FACTS THAT DO NOT WORK WITH YOUR POLITICS

But wait there’s more….

Asked about how a christian government could allow “…Abu Ghraib and torture in Guantanamo?”

“The fundamentalists believe they have a unique relationship with God, and that they and their ideas are God's ideas and God's premises on the particular issue. Therefore, by definition since they are speaking for God anyone who disagrees with them is inherently wrong. And the next step is: Those who disagree with them are inherently inferior, and in extreme cases -- as is the case with some fundamentalists around the world -- it makes your opponents sub-humans, so that their lives are not significant. Another thing is that a fundamentalist can't bring himself or herself to negotiate with people who disagree with them because the negotiating process itself is an indication of implied equality. And so this administration, for instance, has a policy of just refusing to talk to someone who is in strong disagreement with them -- which is also a radical departure from past history. So these are the kinds of things that cause me concern. And, of course, fundamentalists don't believe they can make mistakes, so when we permit the torture of prisoners in Guantanamo or Abu Ghraib, it's just impossible for a fundamentalist to admit that a mistake was made.”

Is it just me or did he describe perfectly the Islamic extremists? He is describing American Christians as though we go around killing people because they don’t believe the way we do. I don’t remember seeing any Jehovah Witnesses with bombs strapped to their bike. You are currently number one on my worse Americans ever list.

The interview goes on to talk about Cuba, his failed presidency, and the upcoming elections. One other thing that got me was when the interviewer said, “You've been called the moral conscience of your country.”

Luckily, like everything that comes out of his mouth, it just ain’t true.

Enemies within.....

2006-08-16T10:36:00.000-05:00

By Ehsan Ahrari . This guy is a joke. He takes his obvious left-wing, anti-american, pro-terrorist agenda, sprinkles in a little conspiracy theory from another whack job and presto, he has a story. A story he doesn't publish in America.

He bases all his assumptions and theories on SEYMOUR M. HERSH's theories. Who hides behind not revealing his sources, all of which are high ranking officials who know everything about everything. This from a man who says,

"Sometimes I change events, dates, and places in a certain way to protect people...I can’t fudge what I write. But I can certainly fudge what I say."

Hmmm...Protect people or protect his ideas? There isn't much difference in his fudging and the photoshop pictures in Reuter's.

Border Patrol agents hands tied.

2006-08-15T16:15:00.000-05:00

Story

This is exactly what I said yesterday. Our own government is punishing our agents for doing their job. They not only take the word of a criminal, but forgive him for the actual crimes that were committed in this case.

"This is the greatest miscarriage of justice I have ever seen," Ramirez said. "This drug smuggler has fully contributed to the destruction of two brave agents and their families and has sent a very loud message to the other Border Patrol agents: If you confront a smuggler, this is what will happen to you."

What's the point of having a border patrol if they can't chase the criminals.

"How are we supposed to follow the Border Patrol strategy of apprehending terrorists or drug smugglers if we are not supposed to pursue fleeing people?" he continued. "Everybody who's breaking the law flees from us. What are we supposed to do? Do they want us to catch them or not?"

Obviously NOT.

"It is a violation of Border Patrol regulations to go after someone who is fleeing," she said. "The Border Patrol pursuit policy prohibits the pursuit of someone."

This defies all logic. The district attorney who prosecuted this (Assistant U.S. Attorney Debra Kanof - United States Attorney's Office 700 E. San Antonio, Suite 200 El Paso, Texas 79901
Phone: (915) 534-6884Fax: (915) 534-6024 )) should be brought up on charges of aiding and abetting, making a false arrest, interferring with a investigation and being an idiot.

"What angers Compean most is a statement he says was made by prosecuting U.S. attorney Debra Kanof, implying his actions were a betrayal of his Mexican heritage."

Doesn't that make her racist? Which makes this a hate crime? Woohoo, she'll be going into bonus time.

This even has liberal bloggers mad. (Warning: Conspiracy theory that this is Bush's fault. Read at your own risk!!!!!!) It even has CNN saying it is wrong.

It seems the only ones winning in this story are the drug smugglers here and abroad and the terrorists walking in their footsteps. We had better lock and load or we'll all be wearing robes.

In case you missed it the first time.

Debra Kanof
United States Attorney's Office 700 E. San Antonio, Suite 200 El Paso, Texas 79901
Phone: (915) 534-6884
Fax: (915) 534-6024

Feel free to write, fax, call. It is OUR government even if they are protecting the enemy.

Too broad a statement, in MY opinion!!!!!!

2006-08-14T20:36:00.000-05:00

Read this whole article By Heidi at Euphoric Reality. Really, I mean READ it, it is good.

I agree with most of it, except this part, "Those people shouldn’t be too hard to find, even for an inept ICE and INS ....."

I think that is too broad a statement. We need to look at the rules and regulations they must follow. ICE and INS are shackled by bad laws from the government. They CANNOT do their job as many, I would say most, want to do it.

Now I may be taking that statement to personally, but I have family in those agencies who hate the limits they have been given. It is not as though those agencies are full of Wal-mart employees that don't know what aisle toilet paper is on. They are filled with patriots who love their job, and see what is happening on a daily basis. They agree with the minute men on the border, they KNOW of things that would help to stop the flow. But until our congress and house gets it out of their head that PC is all they should do, nothing will happen.

Until those crooked bastards stop giving OUR rights to criminals, the agencies will remain hog-tied. You think the borders are porous now, wait until liberals control the government, who think of nothing more than punishing us for being American.

Added: The more I think about it. Many states have laws that if a person enters your house and you kill then it is self defense. Why can't we just shoot the illegals coming across the border. Bullets are cheaper than providing their education and healthcare.

Brit speaks his mind, and the TRUTH.

2006-08-14T14:20:00.000-05:00

Story

Wow. Do you think anyone could get away with saying that in the states and not be KOS blocked like Leiberman?

Lord Stevens basically said the muslims need to clean up their house, instead of blaming everyone else and acting like vicitms (cowards).

He also gives a great quote on profiling:

"Of course, there'll be instant squealings that this is racism. It's not," Lord Stevens insisted.
"It's exactly the same as recognising that, during the Northern Ireland troubles that left thousands dead, the IRA were totally based in the Catholic community and the UVF in the Protestant."

So I shouldn't go fishing in the desert. As long as we worry about upsetting one community or another we will never be safe.

Say What?

2006-08-14T12:35:00.000-05:00

Nasrallah Declares Victory for Hezbollah

He does sound like a liberal, confused and giving no explanation for what he says. Notice how short this piece is?
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Of course, these

"Almost every day we have a case of parents asking to name their newborn babies after Nasrallah," one source said. "This reminds me of the days when Palestinians used to name their children after Saddam Hussein because of the missile attacks on Israel during the Gulf War."

are the people he is talking too.

The doctors reply by slapping the parents. Naming your child after Hussein or Nasrallah is kinda like naming your kid after John Kerry, sure people recognize the name, but only as a loser.
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Hezbollah soldiers handing out leaflets.

Two things:

1. They have nothing better to do with their time as they have no rockets left to fire.
2. If I where going to listen to someone, would it be the guy handing me a pamphlet while panhandling, or the guy flying a multi-million dollar plane? Hmmm, Islam gets me a bombed out mud shelter, Judaism gets me a jet.
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Lamont, a businessman newcomer to the political stage, told Fox News Sunday the Iraq war is not connected to the war on terror.

Unfortunatly, for the democrats, he went off script and added, "and the thigh bone is not connected to the hip bone."
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Hezbollah's impatience may have cost Iran the war

2006-08-14T12:04:00.000-05:00

Hezbollah...Hezbollah...Hezbollah....

You know that has to be what Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is thinking. After sinking literally billions of dollars and years into building Hezbollah up against Israel, Israel has all but destroyed them in a matter of weeks.

Sure all you see are the bodies of children being ferried from place to place, the massive amount of smoke coming out of buildings, and the poor lady who lost everything again and again and again.

What you don't see is the damage done to the internal structure of Hezbollah. They speak of the 13,000 rockets they had at the start of the conflict, and even the thousands they rained down on Israel, but what about all the ones which where destroyed while still on Lebanese soil? Where are the rockets that could reach Tel-Aviv? Where are the rocket launchers? Where are the Hezbollah stronghold's?

They lost the land they had in Lebanon, there is now going to be a buffer zone. They only have the right to discuss prisoner exchange according to the UN resolution. Lebanon is (finally) being forced to control their own country. They have destroyed Lebabnon with their fighting. They have ticked off Iran and Syria.

I really don't see where the upside to their attack is? They have seemed to fail in every one of their ambitions. And Iran by supporting them has failed too.

I wonder if we will see this report on 60 minutes?

Thanks to Dreams into Lightning

Read more HERE and HERE

EXCLUSIVE: "Mastermind" of failed plane plot held in Pakistan

2006-08-12T10:18:00.000-05:00

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20104646-2,00.html

It seems that this guy may have been involved in the 7/7 killings also.

The only picture they have is pretty rough, but I think I have figured out who it is.

More to come. For other interesting news go HERE.

Sheehan to the hospital.

2006-08-12T08:23:00.000-05:00

Cindy Sheehan was taken to the hospital friday. (Story)

Just to get everyone up to date, Cindy has been on a hunger strike for about 37 days. No one is really sure exactly how her hunger strike worked, which is why the "about" is there. (See Michelle Malkin's site for a good timeline.)

It seems that it was downgraded from a hunger strike to a liquid diet strike soon after it started. Ted Kennedy was quoting as saying, "You have to love that kid, but I've been on a liquid diet for years."

Sheehan is back in stable (physically only we assume) condition, after doctors forced her to eat. "It was the easiest job I ever had.", said the doctor in charge.

Cindy said she is ready to get back to stalking the president at his ranch in Crawford. "I am ready to go back on tour as a left wing puppet. Hopefully my hospital stay will get me back in the news enough so my liberal overlords won't cancel my tour dates like the Dixie Chicks."

Mexican Quake

2006-08-11T11:56:00.000-05:00

No, not a new video game, but an actual earthquake in Mexico.

According to an undisclosed source,"Mexico is located on a floating piece of the earth's crust, with gradual changes in weight the ground shifts are so small you never notice them, but with American borders being so porous, the millions of 'workers' leaving mexico has caused the entire area to shift up, eventually mexico will be the tallest country in the world (also the least populated), and may at one point actually drift into space. We should probably expect more tremors."

Liberals are undecided as to a course of action. On the one hand they want as many non-americans in the country to bolster their poll ratings (though it does little for elections), yet they don't want to be seen as weak on natural disasters.

Nancy Pelosi was overheard discussing a way "to trade illegal aliens, I mean foreign workers, with the heads of big business to offset the imbalance." No one is sure if she actually meant just the heads.

Squirrel attended Penguin training camp

2006-08-11T10:08:00.000-05:00

In a KP Cubed exclusive, it has been learned that the squirrel terrorizing Florida had attended a penguin training camp. "It seems the the squirrel (whose name is being with held as unpronouncable) attended a training camp located somewhere in antartica," said a local official investigating the incident.

The squirrel had attacked several people, including children over the last month. It had also been seen randomly lobbing acorns into the populated areas of the park. "We are pretty sure the acorns where supplied by the penguins because of their type. We are still tracking down all the leads."

A local man momentarily caught the squirrel, but was forced to let itgo when the authorities where unable to get an UN resolution signed in time after France ran away from itself. Finally, an elite team of park rangers was able to apprehend the suspect.

The squirrel is now be held in a luxury dorm room with 3 meals a day and free healthcare, including a rabies check, as the Supreme Court has ordered.

Penguins Ralley in Houston

2006-08-10T17:51:00.000-05:00

After the tragic death of those brave anti-american penguins yesterday (Story), liberal american penguins took to the streets of Houston.

The crowd chanted anti-war and anti-bush slogans for hours until they realized they were the only ones listening to themselves.

One demonstrator said, "You saw what we did to Joe, we'll do it to them all." When reminded that Senator Lieberman was a democrat, he started into a Gibsonesque tirade.

The leaders of the demonstration said they would be back, "...as soon as Daddy Soros" sent more mackerel.

William Jefferson running again?

2006-08-10T12:26:00.000-05:00

This guy makes me cringe to be from this state.

Jefferson Qualifies for Another Term; Explains Reasons for Running

Qualifies? What exactly would you have to do to not qualify then?

Five rivals line up for shot at seat

Jefferson attributed the large field to the fact that he is facing a federal investigation.(What canny insight.)

Here he is quoted as saying, "These folks have a lean and hungry look," Jefferson said. "They are looking for an opportunity; I don't think they will find it."

Mr. Jefferson meet Mrs. McKinney

The Democrats are taking easy pot shots at him now in New Orleans. The democrats on the hill took him out of his comittees.

Mr. Jefferson meet Mr. Lieberman

Joe at least had a chance as he was being attacked based on an issue, not on his criminal record.

Do us all a favor Mr. Jefferson, drop out now and use your cold cash for your defence, not another run for a chance to take more bribes.

CBS finally finds a president they like!!!!!

2006-08-10T09:05:00.000-05:00

Story or Here

Mike Wallace (probably best known for his attack on New York's finest) came out of retirement this week to try and once again show that he still stands behind the president. The Iranian President that is.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad spoke with Comrade Wallace about many anti-American subjects including the White House make-up artists, "Well, please look at the makeup of the American administration,...."

President Ahmadinejad was quoted as saying, "Today is the era of thoughts, dialogue and cultural exchanges." For example, thoughts of Israels destruction, dialogue saying the holocaust never happened and exchanging rockets with the culture of Hezbollah.

El Presidente Ah-mad-in-jihad also spoke of his disappointment with his 18 page letter being virtually ignored, "I tried so hard to stay within the lines.", he cried.

Mike Wallace was quoted as saying, "...he's a rather attractive man, very smart, savvy, self-assured, good looking...". He then got this far away look in his eyes.

Of course this isn't the first time Herr Wallace has courted Iranian royalty. Over the last fourty years he has acted as apoligist for the Shah, former President Hashemi Rafsanjani and, most famously, the 1979 sitdown with the Ayatollah Khomeini.

The fully EDITED version of the interview will be this Sunday on 60 minutes, or as it is known in Iran, Al-Jazeera lite.

Democrats win an election, kind of.

2006-08-10T06:58:00.000-05:00

For the first time in years democrats won at the voting booth. In a not-so-stunning upset Democrat Virgin Ned Lamont, who ran on a I am not Joe Lieberman platform, won a democratic primary.

Yes, that's right folks all this media attention about what it means for the libs is based on voting in a DEMOCRATIC primary. And yet the left holds it as proof of what is to come later this year in mid-term elections.

Ned Lamont was immediatley surrounded by the far left including Kerry, Kennedy, Clinton, the Reverends (Jesse and Al). What a surprise. All this shows is that the inmates ARE running the asylum.

Joe Lieberman said he would run as an Independent rather than cut and run against his beliefs as the Libs wanted. The lashback was immediate as seen here at BlameBush.com.

The only issue that seemed to be involved in this was the war in Iraq. Specifically that Joe supported it and Ned did what he was told by the Dems. One issue maybe enough to win a primary in a party that has no solutions, but I can hardly believe that it is enough to win an election where everyone (not just right-winged, blog lying, war hating, french loving, Ameriphobes) gets to vote.

The only thing the left has done is show their hand to soon and probably lose a democratic seat to a now Independent Joe.

Penguins make escape attempt.

2006-08-09T13:27:00.000-05:00

Penguin freedom fighters in Houston attempted escape ( story here ) from an American Imperialist truck which was transporting them from their illegal hidden detention camp in Indianapolis to a center in Galveston which could better cater to their religious freedoms. The new facility, built specifically for penguins, gives them more floor room to kneel toward Antartica during times of prayer. It also has a built in firing range so they can keep their american killing skills honed for when the Supreme Court demands their release.

After the UN wrote a paper saying, they thought there maybe unknown things where stuff might happen that American military perhaps knew what was going on, the DoD had no choice but move the penguins. "The UN really had us nailed to rights on that one." said a high ranking official who asked to remain anonymous as what he said problably isn't true.

It is unknown why the penguins attempted to escape, though they kept yelling, "Death to all America." As they took random shots at non-burqued women. A liberal driving by was quoted as saying, "It really was our fault for allowing our way of life to interfere with their right to kill people. I had only hoped I would be shot and could die for their cause." We hope that too.

Unfortunatley, four of the brave freedom fighting penguins died in the attempt. All those capitalist pigs which fought back are being brought up on murder charges for illegaly defending themselves. Those watchers who did not immediately bow to the penguins are being put on the democratic watch list to be persecuted when they take back power.

Photoshop not needed

2006-08-09T12:48:00.000-05:00

Now these photogs have figured it out. It is much easier to stage the photograph than to try and change it later.

I had no idea that Disney had such a following in the middle east. It must be from Euro-Disney as no self respecting Muslim would by something that would put money in the coffers of America.

The fifth picture is done by Issam Kobeisi, Reuters or Issam Kobeisy. There is question now if he is not the same person as Adnan Hajj. The photographer fired for adding things to his pictures using the photoshop cloning tool. You can find info from Rusty Shackelford here (warning some very graphic pictures are there).

It seems as though this is becoming an epidemic far beyond the bird flu. The media is accepting everything against Israel as being fact unless someone can prove it wrong. Not that it has been hard lately, but how many fake stories/pictures have gotten through, poisoning the mind of the public.

We must remember that these images are going around the world too many places that do not have anyone watching out for the average person. Rather (not Dan) they have their own anti-Israel, anti-American agendas which these outright lies SEEM to prove.

We can all feel good (and we should) about slapping down the MSM agencies and trying to bring a little truth back to reporting, but I fear the damage done in other parts of the world is beyond even our biggest blog.

This maybe a local war, but the implications really do involve the world.

Giant Robot Imprisons Parked Cars

2006-08-08T10:25:00.000-05:00

Giant Robot Imprisons Parked Cars

Yes, that is the title of the news story. I had so much hope when I read the headline, some Japanese robot going crazy and holding cars hostage until it received an extra helping of oil a day, with only Godzilla to save us all.

A DoD robot threatening a parking lot unless him and the VW beetle he is in love with can just be left alone. And the world finding world peace between their international yet forbiddden love.

But sadly not. It is a fight between a software company (Robotic Parking) and a local government (Hoboken, NJ). Basically, the government decided to quit paying the software company for the license to use the software. So the software stopped working when the old license wore off.

I agree with this 100%. The software company needs someway to protect itself from non-payment. It was in the contract, it is not the software companies fault that it was simple, greedy, government-educated, elected people who signed the contract on behalf of the city.

The problem I DO have here is there was no "one-way valve", so to speak. The software affected more than just the software company and the local government. It affected those who parked their vehicles there. They had no dog in this fight, yet they were punished when their vehicles where not allowed to leave. The individuals should have been able to retreive their cars, just not park anymore. This would allow the customers a way out, but would halt revenue to the government (the only good way to get their attention).

For that I think both the government and the software company should be taken to task.

Media for Money

2006-08-08T08:35:00.000-05:00

With the few moments not used by the media (and liberals) to number the dead in Iraq, the dead in Lebanon, the dead in afganistan and only if they have too (mainly to show the disproportianate amount) the dead Israeli's, they have started counting the dead here at home due to the "KILLER HEAT WAVE" sweeping across America (caused I am sure they think by President Bush's secret team of blow torchers melting the artic caps), which is blamed on global warming.

(Warning Conspiracy Statement coming soon.)
Is it coincidence that there is this great warming trend right after Al Gore's movie comes out? I think not. Once again the media is creating a panic to try to help their party and more importantly, MAKE MONEY!!!

I know this sounds strnge a the left hates companies to make money and several even try to lose money (The New York Times is doing a great job). But that is really the goal of publishing. Sure if you could get a few facts right, use actual pictures and tell the truth about the positive things happening in the world it would be great, but that has to be secondary to the almighty dollar.

Every summer there needs to be some big story to frighten the population into watching and reading the news and be damned if the facts will get in the way. Remember "THE SUMMER OF THE SHARK"? It was really Hype of the Shark.

Now we find out this July is not the hottest ever but was second. Sure that means its hot, but if you look atthe chart the hottest July's seem pretty spread out, going back as far as 1901, the other thing to remember is that this is just since records where being kept. So it seems to me that this truly is just a cyclical event (like Ice Ages). To portay it any other way is only to promote your agenda, even if that agenda is the bottomline.

Reuters and News Bias

2006-08-07T10:43:00.000-05:00

Let us start this rant with a little good humor, to cleanse the palate of the mind before getting into the ugliness below.

Disney World Hit By Israeli Bombs

(credit to Frank J at http://imao.us/) I am still laughing at this today.

Unfortunately, I could not allow this story to pass without comment. It amazes me that after Dan Rather people think they can still get away with shoddy news work. It's not even a good job of doctoring the photos. If you don't know what I am talking about let this shine some light into your cave.

Little Green Footballs
YNet News
Drinking from Home

Follow the link within those articles to find more doctored pictures. It is really hard to decide who to blame for these falsified documents. Sure you can start with the photographer himself. He obviously has an anti-Israel veiwpoint. But then he is really just shooting what he believes in, his passion so to speak, which makes him more an artist than a photojournalist, but are we really that surprised?

We could blame the Hezbollah angents who taxied a dead body around town to be photographed by different news agencies. But he was just following orders.

We could blame the photographers from the different news agencies for filming the pictures, but they where just trying to make a fast buck off the misery of people.

I think the blame has to fall on the photo editors of Reuter's. They have the last say in what gets sent out and what doesn't. What is thier excuse? Oops, one got through. Oops, a second one got through? Oops, we have no idea what else is fake so we are going to get rid of all them (instead of allowing a third party to examine them.)

One could ALMOST except the one getting by, but not the picture of the smoke. It is so obviously faked. My 18 month old daughter could do a better job than that. The photographer said it was the bad light he was working in and he was trying to get rid of dust spots. If he had that many dust spots he should retake the picture or give up photography.

In this day of easily manipulated photos (some good like to get rid of red eye), we seem to have lost the ability to just take great photos. Anyone with a camera phone and photoshop can be a photojournalist, disseminating their false pictures and faultier veiw points.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, then isn't a doctored picture just gibberish? And if not then what does it say about our news and OUR gullibility today.

I think we all may need a STUPIDITY PILL!!!!! (Notice who ran the story).

New content tomorrow

2006-08-06T21:39:00.000-05:00

OK. I think I have got the sightlooking pretty good with minimal ads. Regular content starts tomorrow. Sorry for the ads, but read the unemployment entries and you can understand.

Thank you and God bless us all.

Kevin Porter

New Look

2006-08-05T10:05:00.000-05:00

As you can see I have changed the look of the site. I will be adding other things all weekend so come back often to see what is new.

Quiz update 2 - All the answers (or the teachers edition)

2006-08-04T11:00:00.000-05:00

Here finally are why (I guess????) these people are in the top searches.

1. reichen lehmkuhl - Won the third season of the amazing race (a great show) and is gay and good looking.

2. lance bass - Yes, see this.

3. mel gibson - Yes. Mad Max was really just mad at the Jews.

4. harold reynolds - A baseball analyst for ESPN who was fired for sexual harassment.

5. landis - Yes. Won the Tour de France, then was caught doping.

6. michelle wie - Yes. Golf Lady (girl? person?).

7. jesse metcalfe - He is in a new movie (John Tucker Must Die) and is a top 10 celebrity for an online gay magazine (it was the second thing that came up on a google search of his name!)

8. H5N1 - Yes. Bird Flu anyone?

9. scarlett johansson - Lots of movies including 7 new ones. I should know her name as she has been in lots of movies I have seen.

10. vanessa minnillo - Still not sure. Google search gave some MTV pictures, but nobody said who she is or what she does.

11. miami vice - Yes. New movie coming out. Think I'll wait for PPV.

12. gong li - Chinese Actress

13. brittany snow - An actress in John Tucker must Die. That's two for that movie, and I still have not heard of it.

14. andrea yates - Yes. She killed her kids and got away with it after being convicted.

15. daniel radcliffe - Harry Potter in the movies.

So here are the results:

2 gay people
3 sports people
8 movies or actors
2 current events

This definately says something about the people randomly searching things. I'm just not sure what.

Rules for Un-employment

2006-08-04T08:47:00.000-05:00

With the bad news from AOL about employee cuts (one of many stories here), I have decided to try and put my two weeks of knowledge about unemployment on-line to try and help these individuals.

1. Start a blog praising KP Cubed with links to it.

2. Leave your house/apt/cave everyday. Take a walk to the store, go to the mall, divide your grocery shopping up into many small trips. Cabin Fever is not just a plot element for a Simpson's episode (wiki here).

3. If you have time (and haven't already) marry a wonderful woman who puts your happiness above everything and is able and willing to work so the family isn't homeless and starving. (I love you Honey!!!!!!)

4. Keep an eye out for signs of depression. I am not talking about, "I am going to kill myself depression." Just not wanting to do anything. Here are a few warning signs:
a. Not answering phone calls or e-mails.
b. Watching anything written/produced/starring Oprah.
c. Not reading KP Cubed everyday.
d. Thinking about that time in high school when......
e. Not eating enough.
f. Eating too much.
g. Worrying about the amount you are eating.
h. Starting to think that maybe the Libs are right.

5. Take all your extra money and put it into AOL stock, it will probably skyrocket from the layoffs.

6. Bathe and dress everyday. This helps get your blood going and gives a sense of normalcy and purpose for the day.

7. Put your resume EVERYWHERE. There are hundreds of job sites that you can post on for free, you never know which one will work. (This is assuming you want to goback to working)(Love you honey!!!!!!!)

8. Look into doing some charity work. This will make you feel good about yourself. The added bonus is if it gets bad enough you know where to go for shelter and free food.

9. READ something everyday (like KP Cubed), don't cut yourself off from the world or allow negative liberal news to make you feel hopeless about the economy (they just want to enslave you with welfare), it REALLY is doing great.

10. Keep the house clean, do the laundry, the dishes, cook dinner (especially if you have #3 (Love you Honey!!!!!!)). It is easier to feel better about yourself with a clean environment.

These are just a few ideas to help you get through the hopefully short time before you find your next employment. Remember this is an opportunity for greater things to happen in your life.

Quiz Update 1 - My answers

2006-08-03T10:53:00.000-05:00

Here for original post.

Here are the ones I recognized:

1. reichen lehmkuhl - Nope.
2. lance bass - Yes, see this.
3. mel gibson - Yes. Mad Max was really just mad at the Jews.
4. harold reynolds - Nope
5. landis - Yes. Won the Tour de France, then was caught doping.
6. michelle wie - Yes. Golf Lady (girl? person?).
7. jesse metcalfe - Nope
8. H5N1 - Yes. Bird Flu anyone?
9. scarlett johansson - Nope
10. vanessa minnillo - Nope
11. miami vice - Yes. New movie coming out. Think I'll wait for PPV.
12. gong li1 - Nope
3. brittany snow - Nope
14. andrea yates - Yes. She killed her kids and got away with it after being convicted.
15. daniel radcliffe - Nope

I'll add another post tomorrow with the other answers.